Join our server for a chance to build the ultimate love nest with your Levantine girlfriend and show off your pixelated romance skills to all your friends. Who needs real relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Gain special powers on our server that will help you woo your Levantine girlfriend like never before. From flying pigs to diamond armor that makes you irresistible, the possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find true love in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get married in a virtual ceremony officiated by a creeper. 😂💍
join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the cows protest for equal rights and the sheep start a rebellion against the oppressive chicken overlords.
but that’s not all! we have custom mini-games like “shear the sheep” and “chicken race to the finish line”. plus, every full moon, the ender dragon comes to visit and wreak havoc on our already chaotic world.
so come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. just remember, in this world, the only rule is there are no rules.
| Description | CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate Minecraft server focused on recreating history. Join us in fun grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. The server operates in iterations with new content and themes every 2 months. Currently building Armavir (Armenia). |
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| Server IP | crusalis.net (premium MC only) |
| Community | Victorix Discord: Join here (mention invite by Mado) |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server if I’m not a premium Minecraft user? | Sorry, this server is only available for premium Minecraft users. |
| How often do server iterations change? | Server iterations change every 2 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. |
| Is there a specific theme for each iteration? | Yes, each iteration features a new theme and content for players to explore. |
| How can I contribute to building Armavir (Armenia)? | Join Victorix Discord and participate in wars to help in claiming enemy nation land and ensuring victory. |
| Who can I contact for more information? | You can reach out to Mado on Victorix Discord for any queries or assistance. |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise. That’s right, you’ll be building with magical creatures who poop rainbows and fart glitter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Bau Edition, where players can battle it out in epic duels with diamond swords made of pure awesomeness. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of security anywhere else.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun). Let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?
So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the chaotic world of stepmoms, stepbrothers, and dads who just can’t seem to get it together. 😂
Experience the thrill of cleaning up after your new family members, dealing with spitting incidents in restaurants, and trying to navigate the complexities of being a teenager with a new stepmom who wants to be your “mother.” 🤣
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to attend virtual church services led by a preacher dad who believes forgiveness is key, even when you’re feeling like the worst daughter ever. 😜
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of family dynamics gone haywire! 🤣🎮 #FamilyDramaMinecraftServer
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.