Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, control freak, doormat, early retirement, exhaustion, family dynamics, grandparenting, Guilt, long hours, MommaCraft, people pleaser, second parent, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Support, tiredness, twin babies, vacation guilt, working parents

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and dive into a world of blocks and adventures.

Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from being a doormat or a people pleaser. Leave behind the twin troubles and exhausting childcare duties, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

Forget about early retirement regrets and control freak siblings – on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Take a break from the daily grind and join us for some fun and relaxation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family responsibilities with personal desires.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together – because life is too short to be stuck in a never-ending cycle of exhaustion and guilt.

RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP

absurd rules, company guidelines, ignored guidelines, ignored policies, ignored regulations, ignored rules, Minecraft, office etiquette, office guidelines, office norms, office protocol, office regulations, ridiculous rules, rule breaking, RuleBreaker, silly rules, smp, unconventional rules, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace policies, workplace rules, workplace standards

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3358	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ores Mined:	8479	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this rule that says you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head, but like, no one follows it because we all know it’s just a joke from the admins.

One time, we had this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a cow, and they ended up destroying half the server with TNT. It was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that shot fireballs at anyone who got too close.

Plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and wear nothing but leather armor. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game, losers!

ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!

Boundaries, Communication, DELETE, digital footprint, emotional baggage, ex, ExFilesGone, Insecurity, Jealousy, letting go, moving on, partner, past, personal history, photos, privacy, relationship, Respect, social media, social media etiquette, stress, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of seeing your partner’s ex’s face popping up on their social media? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Ex Zone” policy! That’s right, no more awkward encounters with your partner’s past relationships while you’re trying to build the perfect pixelated castle. Join us and never worry about deleting old photos again, because on our server, exes are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! So come on over and let’s build a future together, one block at a time.

MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition

Boost, DRUG, drug discovery, Edition, GLP-1 medication, health, Loss, Medical research, medication, Mice, Molecule, muscle loss, muscle loss prevention, MuscleCraft, obesity, prevent muscle loss, reverse muscle loss, scientists, total weight loss, US adults, weight, weight loss, weight loss medication

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Mines Excavated:	1182	Star Shards Collected:	158
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Magic Items Found:	3126
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.

imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.

come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.

Warped

application, bedrock, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, hermitcraft, instagram, java, Minigames, redo, Respect, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, warped, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8417	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, always looking for new members to join us.

Links
Discord Invite
Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)

Vanilla Experience
Our server stays true to semi-vanilla roots, running on Fabric with quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and modifications are community-voted.

How To Join
We have high standards for new members. Join our Discord and apply!

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

Our server recently reset and we have no plans for another reset in the near future.

2. What kind of modifications do you use on the server?

We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons that deviate from vanilla gameplay.

3. Do you have any community events?

Yes, we often host group projects, minigames, and server-wide events to encourage community collaboration.

4. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord and submit an application. Our community sets high standards for new members.

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-girl band, Campus culture festival, comedy, COSPLAY, crossplay, Erotic, genesis, Kadokawa Shoten, keyboardist, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Project, Raising, Raising Project, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, video game

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids! Imagine a world where Shinji Ikari is raising the roof instead of giant robots. This server is like a romance comedy manga spin-off, but with blocks and creepers instead of pages and ink.

We got campus culture festivals, all-girl bands, and even some crossplay action going on. It’s a wild ride full of tropes and craziness that will make you question your sanity. So, come on and join the madness, because who needs reality when you have Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

Boundaries, compassion, elderly parents, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational differences, hate, household rules, living arrangements, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, MommaDrama, mother-in-law, passive aggressive, patience, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9703	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Farms Harvested:	826	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Looking for an escape from your real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from passive aggressive in-laws or food-hiding villains. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a special bonus of unlimited garlic and onion-free food for your virtual dogs. No more toxic treats from meddling MILs here!

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t hide your food in random places. Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Join us now and leave your mean MIL behind for good!

ExBlockPartyFun

birthday celebration, Birthday Party, children, co parenting, disrespectful behavior., event attendance, event planning, ex, ex’s girlfriend, ex’s girlfriend conflict, ex’s girlfriend drama, ExBlockPartyFun, family dynamics, family relationships, Jealousy, mementos, parenting, petty behavior, relationship issues, separation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	551370
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama llama girlfriend? Do you want to host a birthday party for your child without any unnecessary drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a drama-free zone!

On our server, you can build the most epic birthday party for your child without worrying about your ex’s problematic girlfriend crashing the party. We have a strict no drama policy, so you can focus on taking pictures with your ex and your kids without any interruptions.

Join now and let’s build a virtual world where exes and their crazy girlfriends can’t ruin your special moments. Don’t let the drama llama girlfriend keep you from celebrating your child’s birthday in peace – join our server today!

RentFreeFactsMC

brain dump, Fun facts, head space, Interesting Tidbits, living rent free, occupying my brain, occupying my mind, occupying my thoughts, occupying rent, occupying space, pointless facts, Random facts, random information, random thoughts, rent free, RentFreeFactsMC, Trivia, useless information, useless knowledge, useless trivia

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena when you defeat it.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride llamas into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? It’s true! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing skeletons and disco balls.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what random useless fact lives rent-free in your head? Join our server and make some unforgettable memories today!

CrystalCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, brown lakes, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, catastrophic tipping point, climate change, climate emergency, crystal blue lakes, Crystalcraft, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, glacier melt, global warming, greenhouse gases, Greenland, melting ice, methane emissions, Minecraft, Pollution, Server, water contamination

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Emeralds Found:	9481
New Chunks Explored:	829904	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

OMG u guyz, dis server iz so lit dat even Greenland iz shakin in its icy boots! our crystal blue lakes r turnin BROWN and belchin out CARBON DIOXIDE like itz nobodiez business. come join us on dis wild ride as we turn da world upside down in Minecraft! who needz global warmin when u got our server bringin da heat? Join now for a chance to witness da end of da world in da most epic way possible! 🌍🔥💥 #GreenlandAintGotNothinOnUs

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