Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	60	Dragon Eggs Found:	7663
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Eternal Shores 1.21.2

1.21.2, asmr, board rules, Clips, ETERNAL, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, long tail tags, Otis, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shores, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming! We have the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet as our mascot, Fallenshadow, who loves her husbands and will show you a good time. Treat her well or face the consequences!

Check out her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Ribbon Cage videos, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for a taste of the madness that awaits you.

Refresh yourself on the rules before joining, and get ready to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all part of the fun! Previous threads can’t compare to the chaos that awaits you on our server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NapsterNoMore – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, copyright infringement, digital music, digital piracy, file sharing, internet shutdown, legal alternatives, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music business, music consumption, music copyright, music downloads, music piracy, music streaming, music streaming services, music technology, music trends, Napster shutdown, NapsterNoMore, online music sharing, smp, streaming platforms

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	661432	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Yo, so like, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. Like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with diamond swords. It’s like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and Hogwarts, but in Minecraft form.

And get this, the admin is actually a secret billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. They have a pet dragon that guards the spawn area and breathes fire on griefers. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but without all the scurvy.

So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want a taste of the crazy, join us on this epic Minecraft journey. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

TikTokBanCraft2020

2020, American politics, Ban, China, controversy, data security, digital age, Executive Order, forgotten facts, internet, national security, privacy concerns, social media, social-networking, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, TikTokBanCraft2020, trump, US president, White House

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9093
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Well, look no further because our server is so fire, even Trump would sign an executive order to ban it (just kidding, but seriously, he might). Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a TikTok dance challenge. Who needs politics when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ColombiaCraft: Peace Talks Gone Wrong

CASUALTIES, civil war, colombia, ColombiaCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Failed, Government, human rights violations, international news, KIDNAPPING, Négotiation, Peace, peace process, peace talks, political turmoil, rebels, south america, talks, Tragedy, Unrest, violence, violence in Colombia, wrong

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a failed peace talk in colombia! we got at least 80 dead mobs and several kidnapped villagers ready to be rescued by YOU!

our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with creepers instead of soldiers. join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where chaos reigns and peace talks always end in disaster.

don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join our server today and show off your skills in epic battles and daring rescues. who needs peace when you can have explosions and adventure? come join us now!

Primordial Black Hole Planetoids

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, celestial bodies, Cosmic, Dark Matter, early universe, Earth, everyday objects, Evidence, Hiding, Hole, hollow planetoids, microscopic tunnels, Mysteries, Planetoids, Planets, primordial, Primordial black holes, scientific research, small black holes, Space, theoretical physics, Universe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got primordial black holes hiding in planets and everyday objects like yo momma’s old toaster! imagine mining for diamonds and accidentally stumbling upon a microscopic tunnel left behind by a tiny black hole from the early universe. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft bro! come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you in our server. who knows, you might even find a hollow planetoid to build your base on and rule the universe like a boss. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explore the mysteries of the cosmos together!

DreamCraft

Achievements, application, Builds, Cheats, Community, Discord, DreamCraft, Duping, Events, Friendly, Griefing, hermitcraft, Longterm, Mature, Minecraft, Nether, PvP, Realm, Realms, shopping district, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5333	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Overview

Difficulty	Playing Style	Region	Age Requirement	Application	Members
Normal/Hard	Similar to Hermitcraft	NA	21+	Required	5 (Looking for 10-12)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed?	Only in a dedicated arena or with player consent
Are cheats allowed?	No, cheats are not allowed
Is griefing/cheating/duping allowed?	No, all of these are strictly prohibited
Is voice chat required?	No, but it is encouraged
How many members are you looking for?	Around 10-12 people
What kind of world will be created?	We will have a shopping district, nether hubs, and more big builds and events in the future
How can I join?	Complete the application form and join the required Discord
What if I can’t be active all the time?	Let us know if you’ll be inactive or won’t be playing anymore

The Chosen Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-vax, CAR, card place, Chosen, family dynamics, Father, father passing away, favoritism, fit, husband, make up place, Mother, NEET, older sister, Realm, Resentment, School, sheltered, sibling rivalry, sister, SUCKS, unfair treatment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

> Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of freedom and fun!

> Escape your anti-vaxxer dad and live your best life in our virtual world!

> No more being sheltered, come build your dream world with us!

> No need for a car, just hop on our server and explore endless possibilities!

> Take revenge on your sister by outbuilding her in Minecraft!

> Experience the thrill of freedom and creativity like never before!

> Build your own card place or make up place, the choice is yours!

> Don’t let anyone hold you back, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

RehabRoverRiot

alcohol addiction, baby-sit, Cruel, DIRTY, dog, dog person, dog sitter, future MIL, management position, medical emergency, pet, Phobia, PRESENCE, refusing, Rehab, RehabRoverRiot, RESPONSIBILITY, Scared, Situation, Walks

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your aversion to responsibility? Look no further than our server, where we embrace your inner laziness and fear of commitment!

Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!

Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!

CrimeSceneCantForget – Minecraft SMP

Crime Scene, CrimeSceneCantForget, Disturbing, Haunting, Minecraft, Shocking.., smp, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable crime, unforgettable crime scene, unforgettable detail, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable image, unforgettable incident, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment, unforgettable scene, unforgettable sight

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mines Excavated:	1386	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We got llamas that can fly, pigs that can dance, and cows that can do backflips. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the craziest parties every night.

But the real reason you need to join is because of the crime scenes. Yeah, you heard me right. There’s this one crime scene that I saw that I just can’t forget. It was like a murder mystery but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And the best part is, we get to solve the crimes ourselves! It’s like being a detective in a world made of blocks.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited cake. Who doesn’t love cake?

BlameCraft2021

blame game, BlameCraft2021, Manipulation, political accountability, political blame, political deception, political games, political manipulation, political move, political opponents, political problems, political responsibility, political sabotage, political solutions, political strategy, political tactics, political warfare, problem creation, solution blame, strategy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate political move of trashing everything in your territory so your opponents have to clean up the mess! But here’s the twist – we’ll also blame them for causing the chaos in the first place and taking credit for fixing it. It’s like playing real-life politics but in a virtual world! So come on in and show off your strategic skills in the most chaotic way possible. Who will come out on top in this game of political sabotage? Join now to find out!

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