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Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

Adventures, Anime, bl, blocky, boys love, explicit content, fanboys, FANGIRLS, fanservice, Female Characters, Fujo, FujoCraft, fujoshi, ITT, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, long trail, male characters, Manga, meets, Otaku, romance, shipping, yaoi

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

aspirations, Challenges, Craft, Cultural differences, Dilemma, discrimination, dreams, Escape, expat life, Frustration, green card lottery, immigration, international move, Irredeemable, Leave, opportunities, Poland, prejudice, Relocation, Stereotypes, Usa, Western Europe, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Love Letters Sent:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3540
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Votes:	9977
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8619

Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!