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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4617 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2911 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2646 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.
our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.
if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.
come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?
