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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 748 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
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