Dog Ate My Blocks

Animals, Assignment, ate, believe.., blocks, classic, cliché excuse, common, dog, education, funny, homework, humor, JOKE, lie, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, School, STUDENT, Teacher, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? imagine a minecraft server where, like, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. like, they just wanna give you hugs with their explosive personalities.

and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.

also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?

oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.

so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Bedrock Crossplay, Brewing, contracts, Custom Items, Custom terrain, description, Discord, Economy, Farming, FrontierSMP, https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU, Main Features, Play.FrontierSMP.net, PORT, Pyrofishing, SC_OFF, SC_ON, server ip, smp, Version, Wiki

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	6449
Astral Projections Made:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Minecraft Server: FrontierSMP

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to promote and enhance the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy without crazy numbers in the balance top.
Custom Items: Fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for collection.
PyroFishing & Farming: Enjoy fishing and farming plugins with Mining being added soon.
Contracts: Work with other members to complete contracts for major infrastructure builds.
No Pay To Win: We do not promote pay-to-win!

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled with the server port being 19132.

Q: Are there custom terrain and structures on this server?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is there a balanced economy on the server?

A: Yes, efforts have been made to balance the economy and avoid crazy numbers in the balance top.

Q: Are there custom items available on this server?

A: Yes, there are custom fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: How can I participate in contracts on the server?

A: Work with other members to complete contracts presented by the staff for major infrastructure builds on the server. More information can be found on the server’s Discord.

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, audio porn, Autumnboy4, Changing Room, Echoing, erotic audio, explicit, Femboy, fetish, Gay, gonewildaudio, INTIMATE, LGBTQ, Male, male audio, NSFW, Realms, reddit, Roleplay, seduction, silly, smug, Soundgasm, voyeurism

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Void Gems Collected:	31	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow of insanity! Imagine if the changing room at the gym was run by a smug femboy who catches you staring and then challenges you to a duel with diamond swords! That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, man. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme come to life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some blocks and your sanity on this wacky server!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, household chores, Household Management, Marriage, Messy, Minecraft, parenting, personal growth, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Server, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges!

Just like navigating a messy room in a level 5 hurricane, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and thrive in a chaotic world. With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your fellow players, just like the OP in this story. Will you be the one to finally get them to put their coffee mugs in the sink? Or will you be the messy player leaving a trail of chaos in your wake?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the messiness and emerge victorious! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: clean up after yourself or face the consequences!

NeighborSnitchMC

apartment, complaining, DAUGHTER, Eviction, former smoker, freezing cold, grounds for eviction, INCONVENIENCE, Lease, main office, neighbors, NeighborSnitchMC, new england, no smoking rule, Reporting, smell, smell linger, smoking, WIBTAH

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of your neighbors turning your apartment into a smoke-filled sauna? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stench of cigarettes for good! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy and game on without any unwanted odors.

Imagine a world where the only thing smoking is your skills at building epic structures and battling mobs. Say goodbye to the smell of smoke wafting through your walls and hello to the sweet scent of victory as you conquer our virtual realm.

Don’t let your neighbors’ bad habits ruin your gaming experience. Report them to the main office of our Minecraft server and watch as they get evicted from our pixelated paradise. It’s not being an asshole, it’s just good old-fashioned justice in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come join us on our smoke-free Minecraft server and leave the real-world stink behind. Your daughter will thank you, your friends will envy you, and your neighbors will be left wondering where all the smoke went. Let’s game on, smoke-free style!

CraftyObsession

beauty standards, body image, cancel culture, celebrity culture, consumerism, CraftyObsession, fast fashion, FOMO (fear of missing out), health fads, instant gratification, materialism, online dating, perfectionism, Political Correctness, reality tv, self-promotion, selfies, social media, technology addiction, Validation from others., workaholism

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of society’s obsession with mundane things like avocado toast and TikTok dances? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are not your average farm animals, they are Minecraft prodigies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Imagine the possibilities!

So, if you’re ready to ditch reality and embark on a wild adventure with llama architects and flying pigs, then join our Minecraft server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EuroCraft2020

brexit, Centrist, CONSERVATIVE, EuroCraft2020, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, labour party, left wing, opposition leader, political stance, poll, progressive, public opinion, Starmer, survey, trump, uk, united states, voters

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	74	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	8411	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

are you tired of living in a world where trump is always causing chaos? well, come join our minecraft server where you can escape to a land where trump doesn’t exist! build your own castle and rule over your own kingdom, far away from the madness of politics. plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see – they poop rainbows! join now and leave trump behind for good!

Kamala’s Bug Adventure

Adventure, biology, bug, discovery, entomology, French Polynesia, Honor, insect, insect biology, insect discovery, insect honor, insect naming, insect species, insect taxonomy, kamala harris, Kamalas, Naming, new species, Pseudoloxops kamalaharrisae, Science, species, taxonomy, vice president

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got bugs named after famous peeps like Kamala Harris! Imagine playing with bugs that are like, “Hey, I’m Kamala Harrisae, nice to meet ya!” It’s like having a VIP bug squad in your world, how lit is that? So come on and join us, we got bugs and blocks waiting for ya!

Lilypad Eggs

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 16+, Active, Building-focused, Community, eggs, EU, HermitCraft-esc, java, lilypad, Lilypad Eggs, Modded, new, proximity chat, Safe, shopping district, Small, smp, Social, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to Lilypad Eggs!

We’re a small beginning Minecraft server. If you want to socialize, make friends and play Minecraft, this is the server for you!

Mods Used:

Proximity Chat
Farmer’s Delight
Chipped
Geophilic
Profundis
Tide

The main focus of this server is creating a nice and safe environment for everyone. We are centered around building and have just started making our shopping district.

We have a community of around 30 people to keep the server fun and active! If this sounds like a good fit for you, make sure to apply here.

The server has been open for almost a week and we hope to see you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out the application form linked above.
What are the server rules?	Respect others, no griefing, and have fun!
Are there staff members available?	Yes, we have a dedicated team of staff members to help you.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, feel free to suggest new mods to the staff.

ZenithCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, accusations, accusing, Attention, attention seeking, Boost, Claims, Copying, dopamine boost, false, false claims, front page stream, Harassment, Party, pity party, praise, Problem, Stream, twitch, VT, xitter, ZenithCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	617	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual escape from all the drama and haters!

Come build your own world and forget about all the Xitter drama, who needs that when you can be crafting and mining in peace?

Don’t be like that Twitch streamer looking for a dopamine boost, join us and get that sweet virtual high from building epic structures and exploring new lands!

No pity parties here, just pure fun and adventure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave all the haters behind!

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