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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1694 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Potions Brewed: | 141 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2041 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 216 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.
So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.