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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2248 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4805 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 401 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
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