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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5690 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
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