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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7175 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why, you ask? Because why not?!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they’re super cute!
3. We have a floating island made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. Need I say more?
4. Our server events include epic battles with giant mutant chickens and dance parties with talking sheep. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find true love with an Asian woman in your country while you’re at it.