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GFHumiliationCraft

accident, aita, anger, Apology, childish, clarification, Communication, confusion, dorm, EMBARRASSMENT, GFHumiliationCraft, Girlfriend, guy friend, Jealousy, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, Nickname, relationship, resolution

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings can lead to hilarious situations just like in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in to find that your best friend has been mistaken for a girl by your jealous girlfriend, leading to a comical confrontation that leaves everyone laughing. Who knew a simple nickname could cause so much chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness for yourself. Join our server now and get ready for some unforgettable moments that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. See you in the game!

MineHappyLand

experiencing joy, feeling happy, finding happiness, happiest moments, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness in life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happiness within, happy feelings, happy thoughts, inner happiness, joy, MineHappyLand, moments of joy, positive emotions, sharing happiness, spreading happiness

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?).

Our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. And if that’s not enough to make you happy, just wait until you see our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

So come on, join us and share your happiness with a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPrison Minecraft Server

amendments, blinken, Conflict, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, PixelPrison, political issues, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unworkable changes

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u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, this server is so lit that even hamas wants in on the action! they were like, “yo, we need to make some amendments to this hostage deal so we can play on this server too!” and blinken was all like, “nah bro, some changes are unworkable, but u can still join if u want.” so now hamas is building epic structures and battling creepers with us, it’s wild man. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition

$50 billion, assets, crisis response, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic resolution, economic stability, economic support, Edition, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, frozen, frozen Russian assets, G7 leaders, geopolitical crisis, global politics, international aid, International cooperation, international relations, political intervention, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!

SkyHighSockSensation

anatomy, Body, body awareness, body proportions, body size, feet, height, height difference, height variation, leg length, length, LIMBS, Perception, Physical, physicality, proprioception, Sensation, sensory experience, SkyHighSockSensation, Tall, tall people

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join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

PuppyPlaydateMC

adoption, Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal housing, animal psychology, animal research, animal socialization, animal studies, animal welfare, canine companions, Companionship, Dogs, pet adoption, PuppyPlaydateMC, shelter animals, shelter dogs, socialization, stress reduction, well-matched

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so like, this server is like having a well-matched companion for your Minecraft journey, bro. you won’t be stressed out cuz you’ll have all these cool peeps to play with. plus, you’ll adopt new skills faster than a dog chasing its tail. join this server and unleash your inner Minecraft beast, yo!

Constructia Freebuild: Where griefers cry and builders thrive! 1.20 update included!

backups, BUILD, Builders, Community, Constructia, Creative, cry, Discord, exploit, Focus, Freebuild, freedom, Griefers, Included, Ip:, Join, MARK, Minecraft, Protection, Rollback, Server, Superflat, Terrain, Thrive, update, Version

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Constructia Freebuild is a small, laid-back, freebuild creative server where anyone is free to join to build with others and make their mark. We have two worlds; one with normal vanilla terrain and one that’s superflat.
Protections	CoreProtect plugin for real-time rollbacks, anti-exploit plugins, world backups for exceptional circumstances.
Contact	Discord: https://discord.gg/8W3wkJSjat
IP	constructia.ddns.net (1.20.x)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to constructia.ddns.net with your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules on our Discord or in-game.
Can I invite friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more, the merrier.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

Beach, Coast, Coastal, CraftyAnons, Escape, holiday, Minecraft, Ocean, Paradise, Peaceful, Relaxation, sand, Seaside, Serene, Server, shore, Summer, Sun, travel, Tropical, vacation, Water, Waves

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Welcome to our server, where the sand is always perfectly pixelated and the waves are always just right for surfing… in Minecraft! Join us on our beach-themed server where you can build sandcastles that defy gravity, ride dolphins as your trusty steed, and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our beach is not your average beach – it’s filled with hidden treasure chests that hold rare items like enchanted seashells and golden coconuts. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether.

So why join our beachy Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a giant crab into battle against a kraken, build a sandcastle that shoots fireworks, and ride a rainbow unicorn across the sunset-lit horizon? Only on our server, of course! So grab your sunscreen, pack your virtual beach towel, and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. See you on the beach!

CraftyChances Minecraft Server

BETTING, Casino, chance, CraftyChances, Entertainment, gambling, Gaming, increasing chances of winning, jackpot, long tail tags: how to win at slots, LUCK, maximizing slot payouts, Minecraft, MONEY, Odds, Payout, Potential, Realistic, Risk, Server, Slot Machine Tips, Slots, strategy, substantial, WIN, winning big at slots, Winnings

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly amount of emeralds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win REAL money by playing slots! That’s right, forget about trading with villagers or hunting for treasure, just spin those virtual reels and watch the cash roll in!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you win money, but you can also win exclusive in-game items like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. Who needs boring old iron armor when you can have a pet creeper, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants one lucky player three wishes. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start spinning those slots for a chance to win big and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KidStopper Minecraft Server

KidStopper, Minecraft, Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the sucky lollipops and cheek-pinching aunts in your life! Join us and build your own virtual world where no one will treat you like a baby brother, unless you want them to (we don’t judge).

On our server, you can be a grown adult without anyone questioning your maturity. No more worries about being called a “growing boy” or having to eat gross lollipops just to please someone else. Let your creativity run wild and show off your building skills without anyone telling you how much you look like your older brother.

So come on over and join us for a fun and hilarious adventure in Minecraft, where you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the babying behind. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama and guilt trips. Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together!

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Items Found:	7929
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Potions Brewed:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	1812
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Void Armor Forged:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Insane lets build Minecraft Servers

GFHumiliationCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

PixelPrison Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

SkyHighSockSensation

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PuppyPlaydateMC

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Constructia Freebuild: Where griefers cry and builders thrive! 1.20 update included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

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CraftyChances Minecraft Server

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KidStopper Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	636	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	541
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	538	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3