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The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his fluffy regime? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to navigate the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll respawn, right?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a good story)!

StepGrandmaCare Minecraft Server

assets, care costs, caregiving, dementia, family, family dynamics, family relationships, Financial Planning, Housewife, impact on home life, Inheritance, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting family, residential care, responsibilities, savings, Server, step-grandma, StepGrandmaCare, taking advantage, Time management, traditional roles

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can escape from your responsibilities and dive into a virtual realm where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Leave behind the family drama and join us for some epic battles against creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs to deal with caring for elderly step-grandmas when you can be exploring vast landscapes and building your dream castle? Plus, our community is full of fun and friendly players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

aita, Argument, aunt, Contractor, Contractors, defcon 4, discomfort, Drama, embarrassed, emergency services, Fire department, gas company, lackadaisical, nail polish, neighbors, non emergency, odor, old food, Protective, reaction, ruined weekend, Smell911, Upset, Vinegar, waste of resources, Wife

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Star Shards Collected:	268
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

CaveManTimeMachine – Minecraft SMP

alternate history, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropological study, caveman, CaveManTimeMachine, creative ideas, cultural exchange, Gift ideas, human evolution, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative thinking, innovation, invention, Minecraft, prehistoric era, primitive technology, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, thought experiment, time machine, time travel

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4288
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to go back in time and give a caveman a diamond pickaxe! Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he can mine obsidian and create a portal to the Nether. Who knows, maybe he’ll even invite you to join his tribe and become the first Minecraft speedrunner in history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to change the course of human evolution with just one item.

MemoryScentCraft

aroma, Connection, emotional, evocative, flashback, Fragrance, Memory, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory, powerful association, Recollection, Reminiscence, reminiscent, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, specific moment, time travel, triggering, vivid memory

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	188

Remember that time you walked into a room and caught a whiff of something that instantly transported you back to a specific memory? Well, imagine if that memory was of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where every smell triggers a crazy Minecraft flashback. Whether it’s the scent of freshly baked bread reminding you of that time you built a giant bread castle, or the smell of freshly cut grass bringing back memories of that epic grass block race you won, our server will have you reminiscing in no time. So come on, join us and let your senses guide you through the most hilarious and nostalgic Minecraft experience of your life!

SupremeCraft: Judge Smudge & Russian Drones

Assassination, Conflict, drone attack, Drones, international relations, investigation, judge, judicial system, Justice, justice system, Killed, Loss, murder, Russian, smudge, SUPREME COURT, SupremeCraft, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5540
Star Shards Collected:	240	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, you gotta join this crazy Minecraft server, man! It’s so lit, even the Ukrainian Supreme Court judge tried to play but got taken out by a Russian drone attack! Like, whoa, talk about intense gameplay, am I right? Join now for the chance to dodge drones and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

NostalgiaCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling old at this point

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

📽️ Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
NostalgiaCraft Overview	NostalgiaCraft is a 3+ year old community SMP that provides a whitelisted server-like experience without the application process. Join the server to be part of an active community with item shops, spawn builds, and community events.
🗺️ IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 25565)
🎉 Join our Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

🌟 Established in 2020 with minimal resets
🌐 Large 300k x 300k world border due to dedicated server storage
💰 Vanilla item-based economy with player trading
🌈 Vanilla+ experience with quality of life enhancements
🔒 Graylist system for safe interaction at spawn
🗣️ Active community and Discord
⚡ Dedicated server with optimal performance

Join NostalgiaCraft today to enjoy a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ

Can I join the server without an application?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft provides a whitelist-like experience without the need for an application.

What is the server’s IP address and supported platforms?

The server IP is mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun and supports crossplay with a Bedrock port of 25565.

Is there a world border on the server?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft has a large 300k x 300k world border due to dedicated server storage.

Are there any unique features on NostalgiaCraft?

Yes, the server offers a vanilla item-based economy, quality of life enhancements, a graylist system, and an active community.

Does the server have dedicated hosting for optimal performance?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X to ensure smooth gameplay with 20TPS.

Food Craze Minecraft Server

American cuisine, american food, budgeting, CRAZE, culinary experience, culinary exploration, Cultural differences, cultural immersion, dietary restrictions, dining habits, expensive dining, Food, food budgeting, food culture shock, food preferences, food variety, foreign exchange student, limited food options, meal options, meal planning, Minecraft, repetitive meals, Server, takeout

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mines Excavated:	4122	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of only eating one dish while visiting America as a foreign exchange student? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a wide variety of virtual food for you to feast on! No need to worry about going broke from expensive restaurants and takeout, join us and indulge in endless culinary options. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all! Join now and say goodbye to boring meals and hello to a world of delicious possibilities!

The RECONQUISTA GERMANICA Minecraft SMP movement – Congrats in Advance!

achievement, ADVANCE, athlete, Bundesliga, celebration, Championship, congragulate, CONGRATS, congratulations, football, Germanic, GERMANICA, germany, league title, Minecraft, movement, RECONQUISTA, RECONQUISTA GERMANICA, second title, smp, Soccer, success, triumph, Victory, Xabi Alonso

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	889
Ores Mined:	4255	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3950
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the RECONQUISTA GERMANICA movement, led by none other than Xabi Alonso himself. That’s right, the legendary footballer is taking a break from the pitch to conquer the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. From enchanted golden apples to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from Xabi Alonso himself when you win your second league title!

BridalPartyDrama Minecraft Server

bridal party, BridalPartyDrama, bridesmaid duties, brother’s wedding, engaged, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	4349
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	148464
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old weddings where drama unfolds like a bad soap opera? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can be the bride, the groom, or even the crazy aunt who starts a food fight during the reception.

Experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of real-life family drama. Build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and even hire zombie waiters to serve brains on a platter. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza?

And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s spotlight, fear not! Our server is all about sharing the love and celebrating each other’s milestones. So come on down and say “I do” to the most outrageous wedding experience in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring cake)!