Lessons learned in your 40s Minecraft Servers

Lessons learned in your 40s

  • Crafting the Midlife SMP

    Crafting the Midlife SMP

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    Yo, fellow blocky enthusiasts! Are you ready to throw your life into an absolute pixelated maelstrom of chaotic joy? Welcome to the maddest Minecraft SMP this side of the Overworld! I’m talking cows that moo like they owe you money and zombies that drop literal golden swords if you give ‘em a slice of pizza (it’s got to be virtual pepperoni, tho, or else they’ll get confused and attack)!

    Listen, I promise, if you join us, you’ll unlock the secret to the universe. Like, you think your 20s are wild? Pfft, try mining diamonds while a horde of broccoli-flavored creepers attempts to steal your snacks! And oh boy, the last dude that tried to ignore broccoli creepers? He got turned into pixelated toast and now he’s in a permanent dance battle with Minecraft Steve, who apparently stole his sandwich.

    But it doesn’t stop there! You’ll uncover the legendary Llama of Destiny that will grant you outrageous powers, like the ability to smell your neighbor’s farm from 50 blocks away. Why? Cuz nothing says “fit for adulthood” like knowing when your pals are growing potatoes, duh.

    Did I mention we have a pet chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, he’s the undisputed champion of the Ender Pearl toss and once got into a fistfight with a ghast. Spoiler alert: No one knows what happened. Some think he’s a ghost now, others think he’s just really good at hide and seek. Join us to find out!

    And let’s take a moment to talk about the extreme building competitions. Think you can build a house made of slime blocks and emotional turmoil? Good luck! The last guy tried to build one shaped like a pineapple; he ended up in a water trap made by 12 angry phantoms. Legend has it, he’s currently conducting research on the optimal squawk volume for his next mega-project.

    Seriously tho, we’ve got everything you ever wanted – water that heals your regrets, mines that literally sing, and an underground village of friendly endermen who trade literally useless items like “hope” and “unfulfilled dreams.” Wanna know a secret? If you exchange 10 stacks of dirt blocks, you might score a “get out of adulthood free” card (but no guarantees! Might just be junk).

    So if you’re looking for a place to escape reality, senselessly farm, and fight mythical creatures with the emotional intelligence of a potato, then this is your ultimate pixelated paradise! Come, join, and probably get rickrolled by a skeleton with a top hat while attempting to catch snowflakes with a spatula. Don’t be a noob; be the hero we didn’t ask for, but desperately need!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dungeon Fighters MMORPG

    Dungeon Fighters MMORPG

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of regular servers? Do you want something new and unusual?! Then welcome to Dungeon Fighters! Do you want to know how we differ from other servers? Then read below!

    mc.dungeon-fighters.ru

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Familymc full 1.19

    Familymc full 1.19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag.

    We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases!

    We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.

    Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more!Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features and game play.

    Keep inventory is enabledYou can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop.Useful Commands:/start – for a tutorial/warp ClaimTutorial/warp ShopTutorial/spawn/stem/tpa/tpahere/pwarp/msg /jobs /scrolls

    Our Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds!

    Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need!

    We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz!

    Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

    familymc.xyz

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Fallout Dallas Project

    Fallout Dallas Project

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    Nomad MC is a Fallout-themed fanfiction server. Spawn in Vault 45 and roam out into the wasteland of Dallas, where you’ll find quite a large assortment of ruins, friends, and enemies…

    Fallout: Dallas is fan material and is not created by or affiliated with Bethesda Softworks LLC. and/or associated companies.

    We do not claim any rights to the Fallout series. Any and all Fallout material present is used for completeness of this fan world.

    Note that this server is still in development – builders are welcome!

    Want a server where you can help build the map? Look no further! Here at the Fallout Dallas Project, we’re always expanding our world map – and that means we can always use more builders! If you want to help build, just ask a staff member – or, visit Build Plots to show us your building skills, and we’ll let you in on bigger and better projects!

    dallasmc.us

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AwesomeWorld

    AwesomeWorld

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is my world so like can you not join because i rather not have visitors :)) thanks and byyyyyyyyyyeee

    mclogin.enjin.com

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