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  • Block Your Regrets Server

    Block Your Regrets Server

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    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server in the multiverse! Are you tired of the same old survival grind? Ever wish you could craft a diamond sword using a penguin’s tears? Well, here, dreams come true—sort of! Join us and unleash the most absurd adventures imaginable!

    Regret #1: Not Riding a Creeper into Battle Remember that time you almost became the hero of your own epic saga, but instead you just cowered in a hole until morning? Forget that! Here, you can saddle up on a creeper and charge into battle like a true warrior. Sure, you might explode, but isn’t that just a dramatic character arc?

    Regret #2: Missing Out on Alien Invasions Do you sometimes ponder your life choices while staring at the night sky? Ever wished you had taken that UFO abduction a bit more seriously? Join us and experience nightly light shows featuring actual flying saucers and intergalactic mobs. Who knows? You might even make a few extraterrestrial friends—just watch out for their probing!

    Regret #3: Not Harnessing the Power of Food Why settle for regular meat when you can have pizza-flavored diamonds? Yes, that’s a thing here! Your crafting table will be overflowing with ridiculous recipes that use every type of food imaginable. Ever tried forging a sword out of spaghetti? In this server, you can, and it’s fabulous for slicing through the crustiest mobs!

    Regret #4: Not Having a Pet Dinosaur Let’s be real, who wouldn’t want a pet T-Rex? On this server, not only can you ride one, but they also fetch your soul when you die! Don’t worry about those pesky chunks—our dinosaurs can literally eat any enemies that stand in your way. Just be prepared to clean up after them… the bioscience of cleaning dino poop is still a work in progress!

    Regret #5: Missing Out on Epic Server-wide Pranks Ever regret not being the ultimate prankster at school? Here, you can trap your friends in blocks of ice or cover their entire base with a mountain of slime. The twist? It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally spawns a herd of angry llamas. Will you be a creative genius or just a chaotic force of nature? The choice is yours!

    Join us on this insane, absurd, and utterly ridiculous Minecraft server where your biggest regret will be that you didn’t sign up sooner! Craft. Conquer. Chaos. Let’s turn your Minecraft experience into an unforgettable legend!

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  • Certainty Crisis Minecraft SMP

    Certainty Crisis Minecraft SMP

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    🔥🎮 Yo, fam! Let me tell you about this totally rad Minecraft SMP that you NEED to join right now or your life will literally be 87% less awesome! 🌈💎

    First of all, I didn’t even like Minecraft that much, right? But then I decided to jump in and play with these epic weirdo peeps, and BOOM! My life changed faster than the last time I tried to change a tire on a rollercoaster. It was magical, my dude! ✨🍕

    You ever see a cow that can cook you a steak? Yeah, I’m talking about magical cows that happen to generally hang out near the floating islands made entirely of pizza. 🍕🍕 (Don’t ask where the islands came from, we don’t talk about that.) So, like, join this SMP and you might just make a BFF outta a cow that has a culinary degree! Can you even believe that?

    And oh my gosh, there’s a dude who built a gigantic statue of a dolphin wearing sunglasses and tossing a pizza in the air while riding a unicorn flying over the Ender Dragon’s lair. 🐬🍕🦄 Like, why not? It’s literally the pinnacle of art and YOU HAVE TO SEE IT!

    Also, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who are like, professional treasure hunters but also professional chefs. They have an entire vault filled with diamonds, gold blocks, and 7 different types of sandwiches. So, you could be living in a world where you trade your brown eggs for the secret sauce of awesomeness. 🥚💰

    And don’t even GET ME STARTED on the volcano that erupts with confetti and rubber ducks instead of lava! Who doesn’t LOVE rubber duckies?! You’re gonna be laughing so hard that your mom will start questioning your sanity, but idc, cause you’ll be making golden apple pies while dancing with creepers (who are actually shy and just want hugs)! 🎈🎉🤷‍♂️

    Honestly, if you’re not in this SMP, what are you even doing with your life? Just sit there and contemplate your choices while creepers silently judge you. 😞💔 So, grab your enchanted pickaxe, put on your favorite cape (you know which one), and join us for an adventure that will make you question reality, sanity, AND your life choices!! 😱🛡️

    Hit me up if you need more persuasion! But remember, if you don’t join, you’ll probably be cursed with bad luck and your Minecraft character will forever be stuck in a block of dirt. Don’t risk it! 😂👾

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  • Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

    Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow blockheads! You gotta join this insane Minecraft SMP or you might as well be living in a dirt hut crafting wooden pickaxes for the next decade of your life! Like, seriously, it’s basically the best thing ever, even better than that time I found diamonds while riding a pig for the first time!

    First of all, this isn’t just any server – it’s a magical land where squids hold secret meetings to determine the fate of your #MinecraftLife. You want drama? We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring a bunch of ender dragons arguing about who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge! I once saw a creeper explode while a guy was trying to propose to a villager. Talk about a love story gone wrong, amirite?!

    And don’t even get me started on the server’s pet llama racing league! Ever tried to ride a llama with a diamond helmet? Trust me, you’ll never look at llamas the same way again. They’re not just for making traps like the time I spent 6 hours building a llama rollercoaster only for it to break halfway through and send all my friends flying into the void! LOL I’m still recovering from those therapy sessions.

    You’ll meet all kinds of peeps from around the globe who are just as weird as you! Like, we’ve got this dude who swears he can talk to chickens and once convinced a whole gaggle to start a revolution against the cows. I mean, who knew chickens had beef? (Pun intended!). If you’re into drama where the stakes are higher than a creeper after a caffeine binge, this is THE place to be!

    And if you want stories? Oh boy, even my grandma thinks my blue sheep genocide story is legendary. I had a dream I could turn all my sheep blue, so I did it, but then a giant spider army invaded and I accidentally created “SpiderSheep Apocalypse.” So now, every time I see a blue sheep, I just cringe and scream because that’s the backup plan if the llama racing league falls apart.

    So if you wanna forge alliances, betray your best buds, raid secret potato farms, or just scream because a zombie came out of nowhere while you were trying to mine your way to China, then do NOT miss out! You gotta be here, or you might as well be stuck playing “It’s a Small World” on repeat with no emeralds in sight.

    Join now, or forever be a noob in a pixelated world that only knows how to make wooden swords while you’re out here crafting epic tales of glory and weirdness! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss ALL the chaos, the memes, and the llamas! Don’t be that guy watching from the sidelines!!!

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  • CraftingDisaster

    CraftingDisaster

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    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly villager? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! Join us and never worry about blowing up your hard-earned creations again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right?

    And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids trade enchanted tridents for stacks of emeralds? Just be careful not to anger the sea monsters guarding the entrance – they have a tendency to turn players into dolphins for fun.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack). Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made – unlike that time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff. Ouch.

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  • RegretfulSexMinecraftSMP

    RegretfulSexMinecraftSMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave where all the mobs were dancing to techno music. And then I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that gave me super speed and made me fly like a majestic chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time I built a roller coaster that went through a portal to the Nether and I rode a ghast like a boss.

    So, like, come join us and experience the most epic, mind-blowing, pants-wetting adventures ever in Minecraft history. You won’t regret it, unless you regret having sex with that person, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “Wow, Grandma/Grandpa, you were a total badass in Minecraft!”

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC

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    Remember when your parents told you that eating carrots would make you see in the dark? Well, they were lying to you because the real secret to unlocking your night vision is joining our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that your eyes will literally start glowing in the dark once you start playing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building diamond castles. If you can find them, they might just teach you their ways and you’ll be living in a palace made of diamonds in no time.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of marshmallows and swimming in a pool of chocolate milk. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unlock a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and maybe even some talking pigs. Trust us, it’s way better than eating carrots.

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  • CraftyLoveLessons

    CraftyLoveLessons

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    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your ex’s drama. But don’t worry, our community is as strong as diamond armor and will always have your back. Plus, our dating pool is deeper than the Nether, so you’re bound to find your perfect match. Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

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  • RegretCraft: Time Travel Edition

    RegretCraft: Time Travel Edition

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    Are you tired of living with regrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite your history and make all your wildest dreams come true! Join us and say goodbye to regrets, as you build your own virtual paradise and become the master of your own destiny. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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  • AgeCraft: Adulting Adventures

    AgeCraft: Adulting Adventures

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending tutorial? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Remember that awkward coming of age moment? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of embarrassing memories to reach adulthood.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where every time you level up, a random mob will burst into song and dance to celebrate your achievement. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to ride the fastest pig in the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence and let the laughter and chaos begin!

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  • BlockyHigh: No Regrets

    BlockyHigh: No Regrets

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    If I could go back to high school, I would definitely join this Minecraft server sooner! Why? Because on this server, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Plus, our principal is a talking llama who gives out detention in the form of virtual cake parties. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on this server. So come join us and relive your high school years in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

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  • LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

    LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

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    Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

    But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

    So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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  • Harvested Hills

    Harvested Hills

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    Welcome to Harvested Hills, a competitive farming server where strategy, skill, and creativity collide! Our world revolves around custom crops, a player-driven economy, and endless opportunities for growth. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just starting out, you’ll find endless ways to thrive as you plant, harvest, and trade in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

    JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pXUsHsXdW2

    Key features include:

    Custom Crops: Grow unique, specialized crops not found anywhere else. Breed them, harvest them, and watch your farm flourish! Player Economy: Build and trade your way to the top with a fully player-driven economy. Set up shops, buy, and sell crops to gain wealth. Custom Content: Enjoy a variety of custom items, events, and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Community Events: Participate in thrilling server-wide events where you can win rare rewards, showcase your farming prowess, and compete for top spots.

    Join us on this exciting journey where farming isn’t just about crops—it’s about community, competition, and creativity! Will you dominate the fields and become the richest farmer on the server? The harvest is waiting!

    mc.harvestedhills.com

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  • Totem Network

    Totem Network

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    TotemNetwork Welcome to **Totemsteal**, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: **Lifesteal** – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a **Survival Server** and a **Earth Server** soon, so what are you waiting for? **Join Now!**

    totem.lunar-mc.net:7256

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  • Fortnite craft

    Fortnite craft

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    Fortnite Craft Server

    Fortnite Craft is opening its doors today. Join in today and have fun!

    Note that TPA may not work.

    fortnitecraft.funserver.top

    Rules:

    • No hacks
    • No grieving
    • No claims
    • No back
    • No keep inventory
    • No Hacking Xray, etc. not allowed (Minimaps are allowed)
    • Alts not allowed unless Mods approve
    • No racist or homophobic slurs

    Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

    Right now I am kind of upset because I got banned from my favorite server melon craft for “being racist”. Just called someone a monkey – no hate to them. Be wary when joining that server.

    FAQ:

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I use hacks on the server?No, hacks are not allowed on the server. This includes Xray and similar cheats.
    Are alts allowed on the server?Alts are not allowed unless approved by Mods.
    Is it okay to use minimaps?Minimaps are allowed on the server.
    What is the server IP?You can connect to the server using fortnitecraft.funserver.top

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  • Thread of Panties 1.21

    Thread of Panties 1.21

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like going through your family’s underwear drawers during the holidays! Find some unexpected treasures and share your finds with us on the server. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with underwear! Don’t be a tourist, join us for some crazy fun on our server.

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  • Minecraft SMP: AGYWB – Anthro Girls You Wanna Be

    Minecraft SMP: AGYWB – Anthro Girls You Wanna Be

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    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re an anthro girl getting ready for your wedding in Minecraft. But wait, should you wear a dress or a tux? The drama, the suspense, the fashion choices! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine as you navigate through hilarious wedding planning shenanigans. Will you be the talk of the town with your stunning outfit choice? Find out on our server, where every block is a step closer to your dream wedding! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

    SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

    Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

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  • XmasRuiner Minecraft SMP

    XmasRuiner Minecraft SMP

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    So like, this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, we have this crazy storyline where Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney and couldn’t deliver any presents, so now all the Minecraft mobs are running around stealing everyone’s gifts! It’s chaos, I tell ya!

    But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon to save Christmas – a team of elite Minecraft players who are on a mission to defeat the mobs and rescue Santa! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too! Just join our SMP and help us save Christmas before it’s too late!

    Plus, we have the most lit events and minigames you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about a parkour course made entirely of candy canes, a snowball fight arena where you can pelt your friends with snowballs, and even a secret Santa gift exchange where you can give your fellow players the weirdest gifts you can find!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be part of the craziest Christmas adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • RespawnReady

    RespawnReady

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    Are you tired of Death constantly trying to drag you to the afterlife? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Death is banned! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about Death ruining your day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground club and boogie down like never before!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Death, hello to zombie pigmen dance parties, and get ready to uncover the ultimate treasure of a lifetime!

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  • TibetPower Minecraft Server

    TibetPower Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we build a dam in tibet that generates THREE TIMES the power of three gorges!!! 🤯🔥🌊

    why join, you ask? well, because our dam is so powerful, it can power your minecraft world for infinity and beyond! plus, we have secret redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you go “woah, dude!”

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest ores you can imagine. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon herobrine himself lurking in the shadows.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in minecraft history! 🎮💎🤪

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