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  • DetentionCraft: SMP of Shenanigans

    DetentionCraft: SMP of Shenanigans

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    🏰🗡️ OOoooh BOY, gather ’round, fellow cube-heads! If you’re not dive-bombing into this magical hole of chaos we like to call a Minecraft SMP, YOU’RE MISSING OUT! 😱✨ Like, did you ever think your dull life could be blasted into a BLAST furnace of FUN? NO? Well, let me ENLIGHTEN you, my square friends!

    📜 Once upon a time, on a Tuesday that felt like a Wednesday (weird, right?), a llama wearing sunglasses summoned an army of mutton-chop-wearing zombies to crash our block party! 😵‍💫 You think I’m joking? I’ve got the screenshots! The llama said, “If you’re TOO COOL to mine, just call me for a raid!” and BOOM 💥 you’re in a melodramatic plot twist that nobody asked for!

    🐵 So why join? SIMPLE! You wanna learn the ancient secrets of crafting the ultimate Turtleneck of Doom, which gives you the power to NOT GET HIT by creepers! Honestly, who needs armor when you can just confuse them with your fashion choices?! You could be the most stylish hero yet, even if you look like a walking, talking, blocky IKEA shelf!

    ⏳ Plus, DID I MENTION THE TIME; I encountered a ghost who kept spitting out enchanted apples and claiming he was the original Steve. He said he was waiting for somebody to challenge him in a dance-off for control of the Nether! 💃 Surely you wanna flex your moves, right? We need all the pro dancers who can spin around like a dervish on caffeine!

    🤣 And don’t EVEN get me started on the unexplained “Banana Cult” in our SMP! They worship a mysterious banana-shaped statue and claim that “The Great Peel” will grant you the spiciest memes if you pledge allegiance! I can’t even! 🍌 So much cringe… it’s dazzlingly ridiculous! I’m STILL trying to figure out if it’s a joke or my brain has turned to goo… it might be both.

    🦄 Finally, you absolutely MUST consider joining because we’ve got the Universe’s Biggest Minigame Extravaganza! Picture this – I once accidentally turned our entire village into a giant pancake and had to fight off syrup monsters. It was INSANE! Nothing says “life goals” more than flipping blocks while battling breakfast!

    🚀 So grab your diamond pickaxe (or whatever… as long as it sparkles!), unleash your inner chaos wizard, and raid the nearest pizza store for energy snacks. JOIN US or you’ll be stuck in your mom’s basement watching cat videos until 2099! Don’t be THAT GUY. Welcome aboard to madness, where we also have tangy pickle juice fountains for hydration! LET’S GET BLOCKY! 🎉

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyLicenseRenewal

    BlockyLicenseRenewal

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    Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

    Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

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  • DownUnderCraft

    DownUnderCraft

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    so like, u know how australia is all like “nope, not gonna deal with ur shenanigans, Terrorgram”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we embrace the chaos, the craziness, the pure insanity of it all! join us if u wanna be a rebel, a rule-breaker, a true minecraft maverick!

    we got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where u can blow up anything u want (except spawn, of course, we’re not monsters)! and don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse” weekends where the whole server turns into a battle royale against the undead! it’s like the hunger games, but with more brains (literally)!

    plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and conquer the minecraft world! so if u wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick, then this is the place for u! come on in, mate, the madness is waiting for u!

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  • Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.

    Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we make humans evolve to lose fur like some kind of crazy clothing industry experiment gone wrong. you’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of naked players running around, trying to survive in a world where clothes are a thing of the past. who needs armor when you’ve got natural protection, amirite? so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be wearing is a smile (and maybe a helmet, because safety first, right?). it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about finding the perfect outfit again.

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  • Fungus Infected Zombie Spiders

    Fungus Infected Zombie Spiders

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on an epic adventure filled with fungus-infected zombie spiders! That’s right, these creepy crawlies have taken over Northern Ireland and it’s up to you to stop them!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling these mutant creatures, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic eagle! And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? Yes, you heard me right, a potato worth more than your entire Minecraft inventory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of fungus-infected zombie spiders and diamond potatoes!

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  • Arab explorers

    Arab explorers

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    Arab Explorers is a Quebec French semi-roleplay, semi-faction survival server for Minecraft 1.21.1 with an Earth map. Its plugins and features include everything from McMMO and SimpleClaim to a server shop, daily quests, and ranks, plus many others. The server is for Java only and set up in offline mode (aka cracked). Check out the Arab Explorers server’s Discord for more info, updates, and support.

    arabeexp.ddns.net

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  • PioneerMC

    PioneerMC

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    PioneerMC Server Overview

    Server TypeVanilla Beta 1.7.3
    Server FeaturesNo plugins, no extras, pure survival
    Server StatusWhitelisted – Apply via Discord
    Online ModeYes

    Rules:

    • Be respectful
    • No griefing or stealing
    • No cheating or exploits
    • Keep chat friendly

    Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Apply here.

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?You can apply for whitelist via our Discord server.
    Are there any plugins on the server?No, the server is pure vanilla with no plugins.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on?The server runs on Vanilla Beta 1.7.3.
    Can I use cheats or exploits on the server?No, cheating or exploiting is against the rules.

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  • MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

    MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

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    Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and boring landscapes? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena!

    Join our server for a wild ride through a psychedelic wonderland where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination! Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!

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  • KidMischiefGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

    KidMischiefGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF 🔥. So, like, one time I was playing on the server and I accidentally set my friend’s house on fire with a flint and steel, but it’s cool because we all just laughed it off and rebuilt it with diamond blocks 💎.

    But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s so much crazy stuff that goes down on this server. Like, one time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament and things got out of hand when someone accidentally spawned a wither in the arena 😱. But don’t worry, we all banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and leather armor, it was epic.

    And the best part is, we have this secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs 🐉. It’s like our own little treasure trove, and only the most elite players are allowed access.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

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  • NoTariffsJustBlockUS

    NoTariffsJustBlockUS

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to worry about Trump’s tariffs cutting off your precious imports and exports! Why deal with the drama of international trade when you can join us and build your own virtual empire without any pesky tariffs getting in the way?

    Imagine a world where Canada, Mexico, and China are all just jealous of our Minecraft skills and decide to cut off the US from imports and exports out of pure spite. But fear not, because on our server, you can trade and build to your heart’s content without any real-world consequences!

    So come join us and escape the chaos of international politics by diving into the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs trade deals when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about?

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