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  • Crafting the Midlife SMP

    Crafting the Midlife SMP

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    Yo, fellow blocky enthusiasts! Are you ready to throw your life into an absolute pixelated maelstrom of chaotic joy? Welcome to the maddest Minecraft SMP this side of the Overworld! I’m talking cows that moo like they owe you money and zombies that drop literal golden swords if you give ‘em a slice of pizza (it’s got to be virtual pepperoni, tho, or else they’ll get confused and attack)!

    Listen, I promise, if you join us, you’ll unlock the secret to the universe. Like, you think your 20s are wild? Pfft, try mining diamonds while a horde of broccoli-flavored creepers attempts to steal your snacks! And oh boy, the last dude that tried to ignore broccoli creepers? He got turned into pixelated toast and now he’s in a permanent dance battle with Minecraft Steve, who apparently stole his sandwich.

    But it doesn’t stop there! You’ll uncover the legendary Llama of Destiny that will grant you outrageous powers, like the ability to smell your neighbor’s farm from 50 blocks away. Why? Cuz nothing says “fit for adulthood” like knowing when your pals are growing potatoes, duh.

    Did I mention we have a pet chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, he’s the undisputed champion of the Ender Pearl toss and once got into a fistfight with a ghast. Spoiler alert: No one knows what happened. Some think he’s a ghost now, others think he’s just really good at hide and seek. Join us to find out!

    And let’s take a moment to talk about the extreme building competitions. Think you can build a house made of slime blocks and emotional turmoil? Good luck! The last guy tried to build one shaped like a pineapple; he ended up in a water trap made by 12 angry phantoms. Legend has it, he’s currently conducting research on the optimal squawk volume for his next mega-project.

    Seriously tho, we’ve got everything you ever wanted – water that heals your regrets, mines that literally sing, and an underground village of friendly endermen who trade literally useless items like “hope” and “unfulfilled dreams.” Wanna know a secret? If you exchange 10 stacks of dirt blocks, you might score a “get out of adulthood free” card (but no guarantees! Might just be junk).

    So if you’re looking for a place to escape reality, senselessly farm, and fight mythical creatures with the emotional intelligence of a potato, then this is your ultimate pixelated paradise! Come, join, and probably get rickrolled by a skeleton with a top hat while attempting to catch snowflakes with a spatula. Don’t be a noob; be the hero we didn’t ask for, but desperately need!

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  • MidlifeCraft: Build Your 40s!

    MidlifeCraft: Build Your 40s!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as limitless as your imagination (and your chances of getting lost in a jungle biome)! Forget reality for a moment, because we have some absolutely bonkers reasons for you to drop everything and log in right now!

    1. Unendorable Crafting Recipes: Ever wanted to craft a flying toaster? Well, we can’t do that… yet! But join our server, and you might just stumble upon a secret recipe that turns a diamond pickaxe into a unicorn horn! (Disclaimer: may not actually turn you into a unicorn… or does it?)

    2. Time-Traveling Creepers: Our Creepers are. Ahem. Unique. They don’t just blow up – they blow up in the past! Join and fear the unholy alliance of you, future you, and time-traveling Creepers plotting to defuse the ultimate past explosion – it’s like Back to the Future meets Minecraft!

    3. The Great Sponge Heist of 2047: Legend has it that in the year 2047, a band of outlaw squids will attempt to infiltrate our server to steal the sacred sponges. Whoever collects five rare sponges can control the washing machine of the world! Be a part of this epic saga before it even happens!

    4. Monthly Pig Olympic Games: Think you can race pigs faster than an arrow fired from a bow made of pure laziness? Join our server and participate in the most outrageous Pig Olympics ever! Discus throws (with pigs, obviously), synchronized swimming (that’s a little tricky), and pig wrestling – bring your bacon-loving spirit!

    5. Enchanted Coffee Shop: Tired of the usual crafting? We serve enchanted coffee that grants you inspiration, largesse, and irrational confidence! Sip our Netherbrew and watch as you suddenly believe you can survive a night in the End without food! What could go wrong?

    6. The Great Zombie Philosopher Debate: Every Tuesday night, we host a debate with zombies who have surprisingly deep and sensitive thoughts on existentialism. They may want to eat your brain, but they also just might be the next Socrates! Join us for this unique clash of, well, undead intellect!

    7. Catastrophic Cactus Fashion Shows: Want to strut your stuff with the latest in plant wear? Join us for our weekly Cactus Fashion Show, featuring the sharpest trends straight from the Mojang runway. Bonus points if you can get a Villager to give you a 10/10 on your outfit!

    So, stop scrolling through boring old real-world forums and join our server where logic and the laws of physics go to take a vacation! Bring your weirdest ideas, your best survival skills, and an appetite for mayhem! Who knows, you might even discover what actually happens when you throw an enderman a party! Happy crafting!

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  • Elyroncraft

    Elyroncraft

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    Server IP: 185.255.95.171

    185.255.95.171

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  • The Anime Club

    The Anime Club

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    Work In Progress!!! For More Detail Got To My Twitch Channel @ https://twitch.tv/theanimeflame Join My Discord To Become A Mod When Server Comes Into Beta Version 1.0 Currently In Testing Phase! Estimated Beta Time: 2 Months

    TheAnimeClub.aternos.me

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  • UnnamedLand

    UnnamedLand

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    Chilean #Survival Server with #Plots, #Auctions, #Pets, #CustomEnchantments and More things!, Little by little we advance and grow as a server, enjoy a server WITHOUT “Pay To Win” ranks, which means that we do not sell RANGES of PAYMENT, all players have the same opportunities and advantages to play!

    UnnamedLand.hostedmc.com:25570

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  • Chunkplay

    Chunkplay

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    Welcome to ChunkPlay – Where Adventure and Battle Meet!

    Ready to embark on an exciting adventure in the world of Minecraft? ChunkPlay offers you the definitive experience you are looking for.

    Survival Modalities:

    Classic Survival: Enter a vast world full of challenges and natural wonders. Gather resources, build your home, and become part of a friendly community as you explore everything Minecraft has to offer.

    Ready to join the fun?

    Adventure and battle await you in ChunkPlay! With survival and PvP modes, we have something for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and succeed?

    play.chunkplay.net

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  • OCCraft

    OCCraft

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    We are happy to introduce a new and upcoming 1.14 creative server, brand new with active staff for all to join. We are located in Sydney Australia so we offer good connection to all people in the OCE area, Events happening every week and new gamemodes such as Survival, Factions, Skyblock and much more on the way! You are invited to join the brand new OCCraft today, you won’t regret joining!

    139.99.160.169

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  • Alivebox

    Alivebox

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    AliveMc is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft BOXPVP server hosted in Los Angelous. Its primary focus is on giving players a fun time, which is why it offers features like ranks, weapons, custom items, and giveaways. Connect from JAVA Minecraft version 1.9 or later, and come grind your way to becoming the strongest player on AliveMC! (port:19132)

    AliveBox.apexmc.co

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  • The acatterz Network

    The acatterz Network

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    The official acatterz server! Come and join the community!

    SkyBlock 1.13.2 – Shop, Auction House, Leaderboard, Challenges, Group Islands

    Creative 1.13.2 – Creative plots, Competitions, WorldEdit FAWE, Group plots

    Note Block Hub – Play all of acatterz previous creations. See new builds in progress

    General – Regular salary for active players! Donation ranks and perks!

    play.acatterz.com:40627

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  • EquestriCraft

    EquestriCraft

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    Welcome to the Minecraft EquestriCraft server! This server is a fun horse roleplay server, and is home to lots of skilled and fast horses. Everyone on here treats everyone with respect and perseveres to be the best they can be in English and/or Western riding! If you enjoy horse riding well you have come to the right place! So what are you waiting for? Come and join the fun now!

    mc.equestricraft.com

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  • Ballz

    Ballz

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    Server IP: 180.168.0.184

    180.168.0.184

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  • shelydued

    shelydued

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    Shelydued’s Server is a small and fun, community based server. If you want a fun place to hang out and be creative, then please join us!

    shelydued.120v.ac

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