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CraftingFails: Where losing $89k in Minecraft is just part of the game! LOL

89k, Brutal, CraftingFails, cryptocurrency, decision, emotions, fear, finance, FOMO, Game, hindsight, Imagine, investing, lesson learned, lol, LOSING, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, Panic, part, regret, Risk, stock, Trading

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of losing money in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can fomo in with $220k and close out for a loss of $89k in a totally virtual and hilarious way! Who needs real-life financial stress when you can have virtual financial chaos on our server? Join now for a wild ride of ups and downs that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your financial decisions)!

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

american history, battlefield, battlefield tour, Civil, civil war, Confederate Army, Crafty, famous quotes, Gettysblocks, gettysburg, hindsight, historical landmark, historical site, lesson learned, military strategy, military tactics, mistakes in war, Observation, Pennsylvania, robert e. lee, strategic errors, Union Army, uphill battle, War, war memorial

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

Clinic, CONDOM, CraftyCreeperz, genital herpes, gtbe, HIV, HIV RNA test, Japan, kidneys, kyoto, lesson learned, love hotel, ltbe, PEP, Prostitute, redlight district, serious partner, sex, solo trip, STD results, TOKYO

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Horse Saddle Fails: The Minecraft Server

accomplishment, challenge, cj, damn, determination, Effort, Fails, Failure, Frustration, Horse, lesson learned, meme, Minecraft, mistake, motivation, perseverance, Quote, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, saddle, Server, success, task

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be riding horses like a pro! But be warned, these horses have a mind of their own and will challenge you to epic races across the land. And if you can’t saddle them up in time, you’ll hear CJ yelling at you to get your act together. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride like no other!

Minecraft SMP – /sfg/ – Creeper Fighter General

3s, a2, a3, capcom, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, creeper, CVS2, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, fighting games, frame data, gameplay, general, Guide, High level replays, Minecraft, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, st, street fighter, street fighter 6, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, year 2 character reveal

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a group of evil chickens who were plotting to take over the entire world of Minecraft. With the help of their fellow SMP members, they embarked on a quest to defeat the chicken army and save the day. It was a battle like no other, filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance by a giant talking potato.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens…they’re always up to no good.

Cluster Craft

Adventure, Android, bedrock edition, building, Community, Crafting, Creative mode, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, java edition, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, windows

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Cluster Craft is a Minecraft Server with a Survival Economy Theme which can be played on Android and Windows platforms

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Country Freaks Minecraft Server

acceptance, Country, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Freaks, Gay, Gender Identity, Homophobia, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, Server, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, white males

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	2997
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where white males are labeled as gay freaks? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all white males with open arms and no judgment! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, disco parties in the mines, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to break free from society’s stereotypes and embrace your inner fabulousness on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and let your rainbow flag fly high!

> Open Torrent Client As Peer Minecraft SMP

Client, close torrent client, data sharing, downloading files, downloading torrents, file sharing, internet piracy, Minecraft, Open, open torrent client, P2P network, Peer, saves everybody’s arse, seeding, smp, torrent, torrent client software, torrenting, torrenting best practices, torrenting community, torrenting etiquette, torrenting programs, torrenting protocol, torrenting safety, torrenting tips

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the torrent client is the real MVP. Imagine this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the server is about to crash. But fear not, because the torrent client swoops in and saves the day, saving everyone’s arse in the process. Who knew a peer-to-peer file sharing program could be the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft? Join now for all the chaotic fun and unexpected twists that only our server can provide!

InfinityPvP | Paramilitary Hunger Games Minecraft server

battlefield, Clan, Clans, Combat, Donations, Economy, Events, firearms, Forward Unto Dawn, Game, Hunger Games, InfinityPvP, Minecraft, No Private, Paramilitary, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Russian, TEAM

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mines Excavated:	4424	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

InfinityPvP is a Battlefield style game server where everyone can show themselves in combat with firearms!

Kill players on the map, get money, upgrade your clan, take part in wonderful events, receive high rewards and enjoy a comfortable, fast game!

“Forward Unto Dawn” team.

infpvp.ru

Genius Henya’s VOMS Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, Former members, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, Sweep edition, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, vtvsj, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where Henya the Genius himself plays and builds epic structures that will blow your mind! Join forces with former VOMS Project members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya to create the craziest world you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Ebosi, formerly known as Jitomi Monoe, has hidden secret treasures all over the server for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Amano Pikamee Archive, where rare items and artifacts are waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Another Day Of Sad And Demoralizing Gender War Minecraft SMP

Day, demoralizing, discrimination, equality, Femininity, feminism, gender, gender bias, gender conflict., gender discrimination, gender division, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender struggles, gender war, Human, Masculinity, Minecraft, sad, smp, Social Issues, societal expectations, societal norms, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our totally not insane Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the gender war in the real world? Well, in our server, we don’t care if you’re a boy, girl, or even a creeper in disguise! As long as you can swing a pickaxe and build a killer castle, you’re welcome here.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been stealing all the diamonds and causing chaos in the land. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is actually a disgruntled ex-player who got banned for griefing. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the server?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the iron golems. Will you join their rebellion and fight for villager rights? Or will you side with the golems and crush the uprising?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs gender wars when you can have epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans with your fellow players? Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone can just be human…or whatever they want to be!

AtreusMC

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Factions Creative Minigames Roleplay RPG PVP Adventure Towny Economy Hardcore Vanilla Prison Pixelmon Skywars Parkour KitPvP Skygrid Assassins Spongebob

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	306539

Welcome to AtreusMC, a network full of fun and surprises. Here we do our best to ensure we provide the best experience possible for the public. Our network provides gamemode experiences such as Skyblock, and more coming in the future. We hope you enjoy playing here. Thank you!

play.atreusmc.net

Keanu’s Crazy Minecraft Server

Actor, Celebrity, Character, crazy, dlc, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Gaming, Keanu Reeves, Keanu Reeves voice, Keanus, Minecraft, pop culture, Server, Shadow, sonic, sonic dlc, Sonic Shadow, sonic the hedgehog, Surprise, unexpected, video game, voice actor, voiceover

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is so wild, even Keanu Reeves can’t resist joining in on the fun. That’s right, he’s not only voicing a Sonic character, but he’s also voicing in DLC for a Sonic game on our server!

Join us for a chance to play alongside Keanu himself, as he builds epic structures and battles creepers with his signature moves. Who knows, maybe he’ll even teach you some of his secrets to looking ageless and kicking butt in style.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you go Keanu, you’ll never go back!

The Trashy Pokemon SMP Draw Thread

AI deliveries, attention whores, Beginners, booru, clovermons, desuarchive, draw, drawing improvement, drawthread, fakemons, Fusions, Halloween Edition, lineart, pokemon, Pokemon OCs, progress, Requesting, Resources, smp, Spam, taggers, Thread, trashdump, TRASHY

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	345
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1976	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Join our Halloween Edition Minecraft SMP where we welcome Pokemon OCs and Fakemons! That’s right, you can bring your own crazy creations to the server and show them off to the world.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you bring your own fakemons, but you can also request drawings of them from our talented artists. Just start your post with “requesting” or “/r/” and provide descriptions, links, and image references. Who knows, you might end up with a masterpiece of your very own fakemon!

And if you’re feeling inspired to start drawing yourself, we have resources for beginners and plenty of help available in our Drawing Improvement/Progress thread. Show off your skills, request edits, and colorings, and become a master artist in no time.

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Ignore the shitposters and attention whores, report any spam, and just focus on having a good time. And don’t forget to check out our booru to see all the amazing creations that have been done by our talented community.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Halloween Edition Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just become the next Picasso of fakemons.