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MineCraftTubeBanter

Accountability, borrowing money, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, financial responsibility, friendship, holiday, lending money, lesson learned, London traffic, london underground, MineCraftTubeBanter, personal finance, Repayment, Transportation, travel, Trust

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mines Excavated:	4631	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your budgeting skills? Look no further than our server! We promise outrageous adventures and insane challenges that will have you questioning your financial decisions.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to budget your in-game currency while navigating through our crazy world. Will you spend all your diamonds on a fancy castle, only to realize you can’t afford to feed your virtual pets? Or will you wisely save your resources, only to be tempted by the latest pixelated fashion trends?

But be warned, if you ask for a loan from another player and don’t pay it back, you might find yourself stuck on the wrong side of the barrier, just like our friend in the story above. Trust us, you don’t want to be the one calling for a six-hour rescue mission from your virtual family members!

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate budgeting challenge. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial responsibility along the way (but probably not).

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	103	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Animals Bred:	65	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

CraftyLessons

coping with failure, CraftyLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning from failure, lesson learned, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9510
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Join our Minecraft server and learn the hard way that punching a tree with your bare hands is not the best way to gather wood! But don’t worry, we have plenty of bandages and healing potions to help you recover from your tree-punching mishaps. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

LifeCraftLessons

Experience, lesson learned, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life reflections, life teachings, life wisdom, LifeCraftLessons, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable lesson that no one else could teach you – how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and epic quests that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Farms Harvested:	297
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

BakaGaijinGamer Minecraft SMP

aho oshis, Arrogant, baka gaijins, BakaGaijinGamer, BEWARE, comedic, cultural clash, Cultural differences, DISRESPECTFUL, foreigner, humor, Japanese culture, Lesson, lesson learned, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Revenge, Safe, smp, Vengeance, Wari wari, Warning, Zehaha

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total free-for-all! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and ridiculousness at every turn.

Join us if you want to see your favorite J-pop idols turned into pixelated blockheads and forced to mine diamonds for your amusement. That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground bunker filled with unsuspecting idols just waiting to be exploited for your gain.

But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, it’s a lot more intense than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show those baka gaijins who’s boss. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft. Zehaha!!! 🤣🎮🔥

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	3479	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CheaterCheaterPumpkinEater

academic integrity, bullying, CheaterCheaterPumpkinEater, Cheating, Communication, consequences, Cultural differences, discipline, education, family dynamics, high school, lesson learned, mental health, parenting, peer pressure, school environment, school transfer, social repercussions, teacher-student relationship, Therapy, trust rebuilding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and revenge! Just like this high school math teacher who pranked his son’s classmates with fake exam answers, causing chaos and summer classes for everyone! But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath as the son is branded a cheater and idiot by his former friends, leading to a cold relationship with his own father. Will they ever reconcile? Join our server to find out and experience the ultimate drama-filled Minecraft adventure!

Crafting Catastrophe

BACKFIRED, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Crafting, didn’t think it through, failed attempt., flawed plan, great idea, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, ill-advised decision, learning experience, lesson learned, misguided choice, misjudgment, mistake, regret, risk taken, should have known better, trial and error, unexpected outcome, wish I hadn’t

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	132
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Magic Items Found:	5817
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Buildings Constructed:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato with a monocle and top hat. Our server is the perfect place for players who want to unleash their creativity in the most absurd ways imaginable.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers with glow sticks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the derpy llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, what seemed like a great idea until you gave it a go, is exactly what makes our server so unforgettable.

MineCraftyMistakes – Minecraft Server

Adversity, challenge, Experience, growth, hard way, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from mistakes, lesson learned, life lesson, Minecraft, MineCraftyMistakes, mistake, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, Server, tough love, trial and error, valuable lesson, wisdom

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a Pegasus? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But on our server, not only can you ride flying pigs, but you can also ride llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?) So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some epic fails together!

CreeperDinnerDrama

abandonment, CreeperDinnerDrama, Dysfunctional family, emotional trauma, estranged family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family trauma, parental rejection, Resentment, sibling rivalry, toxic family, unresolved issues

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

#classified information, #covert operations, behind closed doors, classified details, concealed knowledge, confidential information, confidential revelations, family mysteries, Family secrets, FamSecrets, hidden agendas, hidden truths, Minecraft, mysterious past, private affairs, private matters, secret revelations, skeletons in the closet, smp, undisclosed scandals, undisclosed stories, undisclosed truths, untold history

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

CraftingCashWaste

budgeting, consumerism, cost cutting, CraftingCashWaste, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, Luxury items, materialism, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, wise spending

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Bombing, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Controlled, Crisis, Destruction, explosions, Hodeidah Port, Houthi, humanitarian crisis, International, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, Reports, Server, Terrorism, Updates, violence, War, Yemen

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

AustrianCraft2021

Austria, Austrian election, Austrian politics, AustrianCraft2021, CONSERVATIVE, election, european politics, far right, far-right candidate, far-right ideology, far-right movement, far-right party, far-right victory, nationalism, political extremism, Politics, populist, projected winner, Race, right wing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

black drivers, blocky, Cams, Chicago, civil rights, discrimination, law enforcement, Police, police accountability, racers, racial bias, racial disparities, racial justice, racial profiling, SPEED, speed cameras, study, traffic citations, traffic enforcement, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stops, traffic violations, unbiased tickets

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

Adventure, Apply Here, Biomes, Bundles, collide, Community, Core Idea, Datapacks, Discord, feisty, Friends, Gamerules, GRAND, GrownUps, Hide, Lands, LATEST, latest release, Minecart, Minecraft, Paper Server, Players, Plugins, quality of life, Realms, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, Snapshots, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3481
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280

Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

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””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

C:romsgame.rom, C:romsgame.sav, C:UsersUsernameAppDataLocalNuZoomStudiosNuEmulatordatastoreuserfilessavesgame.save, hate, Minecraft, new emulator, nu-coders, old emulator, programming, RetroCraft, Server, Technology, Zoomer

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

agreeable, Approval, commendable, CONTENT, delightful, Enjoyable, Excellent, favorable, fulfilled, Good, Great, Happy, Impressive.., likable, Minecraft, pleasing, Positive, praiseworthy, Satisfactory, satisfying, smp, well-received

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4710	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉