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Crafty Calculus Minecraft Server

Asiatic, calculate, Calculus, calculus II, chuds, Crafty, cultural blending, Diversity, eastern med, ethnicity, ethnicity studies, finn, heritage calculations, Latinx, Lesson, Math, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, northern euro, racial mixing, Russian, Server, türk, western med

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Animals Bred:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	233
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Votes:	5588
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve cracked the code to creating the ultimate player experience! Join us and witness the epic showdown of Chuds vs. Latinx vs. Turks vs. Finns vs. Russians in a battle for dominance like you’ve never seen before! Will you be the one to unite all these diverse groups and create the most epic alliance in Minecraft history? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

#youtube, BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tale, comedy, consequences, Entertainment, funny, happen, humor, irony, Karma, laughed, learn, Lesson, Minecraft, mistake, ruffians, smp, unexpected, Video, viral

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9657	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

PetSitterPranksGoneWrong

aita, cleaning, cost, Couch, Damage, dog, Favor, Friend, friendship, German shepherd, House, Lesson, mistake, payment, pet care, pet sitting, PetSitterPranksGoneWrong, PROFESSIONAL, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, stain

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2361
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a house full of pets? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time that’ll make dog-sitting a breeze in comparison!

Imagine a world where you have to care for not one, not two, but THREE unruly pets while navigating treacherous terrain and facing off against other players. Will you be able to handle the pressure, or will you end up with a stained couch and a hefty bill to pay?

With tasks like giving eye drops to virtual animals and going on epic quests to find replacement couch covers, this server will test your skills like never before. And hey, at least you won’t have to worry about silly putty stains ruining your virtual furniture!

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

RegretfulNerdMC SMP

action, CHANGE, consequence, decision, education, error, Experience, growth, Guilt, hindsight, learning, Lesson, Memories, mistake, past, redo, Reflection, regret, RegretfulNerdMC, School, smp, wish

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive your school days, but this time with a twist! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games and challenges that will make you wish you were back in the classroom. Remember that time you accidentally set off the fire alarm? Well, now you can do it in Minecraft and not get in trouble! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but don’t tell anyone). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and make some unforgettable memories that you’ll definitely regret…in the best way possible!

BakaGaijinGamer Minecraft SMP

aho oshis, Arrogant, baka gaijins, BakaGaijinGamer, BEWARE, comedic, cultural clash, Cultural differences, DISRESPECTFUL, foreigner, humor, Japanese culture, Lesson, lesson learned, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Revenge, Safe, smp, Vengeance, Wari wari, Warning, Zehaha

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	160	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total free-for-all! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and ridiculousness at every turn.

Join us if you want to see your favorite J-pop idols turned into pixelated blockheads and forced to mine diamonds for your amusement. That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground bunker filled with unsuspecting idols just waiting to be exploited for your gain.

But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, it’s a lot more intense than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show those baka gaijins who’s boss. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft. Zehaha!!! 🤣🎮🔥

STIcraft: Water Bottle Revenge

amusement park, Apology, BOTTLE, consequences, Cranky guests, emergency, extra cash, family, Family scare, Lesson, Mouth herpes, prank, Revenge, Safety restraints, Serious STI, split opinions., STI, STIcraft, Summer holidays, theft, Ticket checking, Tired guests, Water, Water Bottle

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pranks to a whole new level! Just like the time I pranked a family at an amusement park by pretending to have mouth herpes to teach them a lesson about stealing water bottles.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server?

So come on, hop on board and join the fun! Just remember, anything goes in this world of madness and mayhem. See you there!

TrainRageDisabled

anger, brother, Cane, dick, disabled, ENTITLEMENT, injury, Lesson, Limp, old lady, Pain, Playground, Seat, standing, surgery, Train, Training, TrainRageDisabled, weight, Yelling

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	198
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.

Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?

So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

KarmaCraft: Tales of Epic Hits

anecdote, comeuppance, consequences, Epic, Experience, fate, Hits, irony, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, Lesson, moral, payback, reddit, Retribution, Revenge, Story, Surprise, Tale, Tales, Twist, unexpected, unexpected outcome

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	288
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Votes:	8271

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where karma is just a myth? Well, look no further because on our server, karma hits harder than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures where karma is not just a concept, but a reality that will smack you in the face harder than a diamond sword. Build your dream castle only to have it crumble to the ground because you forgot to feed your virtual pet pig? That’s karma for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mystical creatures like karma dragons and karma fairies who will either bless you with good fortune or curse you with bad luck depending on your deeds. So come join us and experience karma like never before in the world of Minecraft!

BlockheadCraft

BlockheadCraft, blunder, career, dumb, EMBARRASSMENT, error, Experience, Failure, Foolish, growth, Improvement, Incompetence, Job, learning, Lesson, mishap, MISTAKES, oversight, regret, slip-up, work

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	239	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Enchantments Applied:	275
Secret Passages Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6415

Have you ever accidentally set your boss’s office on fire while trying to make a cup of coffee? Well, that’s nothing compared to the shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Build a giant statue of a potato, ride a pig into battle, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed! So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally blow up your own house with a misplaced block of TNT – it’s all part of the fun!

Event Eraser: Wipeout Wars!

Alter, Alternate Reality, CHANGE, consequences, decision, erase event, eraser, Event, hindsight, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Impact, learn, Lesson, mistake, past, Reflection, regret, Revision, undo, Wars, wipeout, wish

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	6158	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	17769	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old history? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go back in time and erase any event from history! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of the selfie stick? Easy peasy. Join our server and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up accidentally creating a world where cats rule the planet. It’s all possible on our wacky and wild server. Join now and start messing with the space-time continuum in the most ridiculous ways imaginable!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

ARAALDD, ARIDSHUVUUUUU, ASAHHH, BOGGDDD, CHIINNNGGH, CHINNNNG, CHOOONNNN, crazy, DELKHIDEEEG, EEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRR, EYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, EZZEENN, GANBOLLLLDD, heyy, HICHEENEG, HIMOORAA, Hoodoo, HUCCHHHHT, ISAAAYYY, ISSKHAAAA, MENNDDAY, Minecraft, MONGOLL, NNGALLLL, RELEHEGGG, SEEEEENNNN, Server, SHIGGGGIII, SHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYY, TENGAREE, throat singing, TMESSNIIIID, UNNDDAAAAAAASSSSS, WOHHNNN, ZAYATTAI

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Potions Brewed:	194
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	3675
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9665
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dimension Hops:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

competitive, competitive online games, dont, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, not amusing, not captivating, not engaging, not enjoyable, not entertaining, not exciting, not fun, not interesting, not pleasurable, not satisfying, not stimulating, not thrilling, online gaming, Server, video games

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crops Grown:	4962
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

Championship, Drop, Jordan, Kelani, Kelani Jordan, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Title, title challenger, title contender, title defense, title holder, Title Match, title match prediction, title match speculation, title opportunity, title reign, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling champion, wrestling championship feud, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyDadCraft

anger, blocked, Boundaries, brother, childcare, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emergency, family, Father, Frustration, Job, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Sleep, SleepyDadCraft, work

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics your fellow players will get up to next!

Imagine logging on to find your brother has built a giant statue of you out of diamond blocks, just because you didn’t watch his virtual pet sheep while he went mining. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? See you in the game, and remember: always watch out for those sneaky creepers!