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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8838 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.