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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7687 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.