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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1518 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4356 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
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