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BlockyBedrock Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft! We promise you’ll never be disappointed with our endless possibilities for fun and excitement.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about exploring our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Bottom” where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from block to block suspended over a pit of lava. It’s like the floor is made of hot coals, but way more fun!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of excitement and satisfaction? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful in Bedrock Bottom)!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Towns Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mines Excavated:	2477
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	1619	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ores Mined:	7718

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1205	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Emeralds Found:	5804
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	206	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Divine Spears Created:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!