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Goofy Tomato Minecraft Server

Affection, Connection, friendship, goofy, humor, inside jokes, Lesbian, LGBTQ, long distance, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing you, Nostalgia, quirky, Server, soulmate, special bond, tomato, Unique

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a goofy lesbian tomato who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and discover hidden treasure guarded by dancing llamas. Our tomato overlord will guide you through quests that will test your Minecraft skills and your ability to keep a straight face while playing with a vegetable.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knew a tomato could be so entertaining?

Lesbian Straightening Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awesome, Communication, compassion, Confidence, empowerment, Identity, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, relationship, Self Discovery, Server, set, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Straight.., Straightening, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so skilled at building, they could turn a dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of their wrist. And get this – they were so charming, they could even set a lesbian straight! That’s right, folks, on this server, anything is possible. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to turning diamonds into chocolate! Just kidding, but seriously, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

BFF, day counter, Emotional healing, Emotional support, friendship goals, Lesbian, Long-term goals, manifestation journey, MANIFESTING, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive affirmations, save me, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, talk about feelings

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

CousinCraft WeddingGate

Addressed, age difference, aita, assuming, Attention, big deal, Bigots, Bitch, bothered, Cocktail, CONSERVATIVE, CousinCraft, Cousins wedding, distant, DROPPED, Family Events, hurtful, Included, Invitation, invited, Lesbian, loud, making a scene, mean, normal family, not invited, open-minded, ourlastname, Ruining, Siblings, sick, Traditional, wedding day, WeddingGate

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Void Gems Collected:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Straight Up Minecraft Server

arousal, attraction, Boundaries, Curiosity, desire, dyke, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, GIF, hot, Lesbian, Minecraft, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Straight.., taboo, temptation, Thread

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the straightest players can’t resist the sapphic temptations of our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and lesbian love stories that will make you question your sexuality (in the best way possible). Who knew crafting and mining could lead to such steamy encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to explore your hidden desires in a blocky paradise unlike any other. Join now and let the lesbian thread on /gif/ be just the beginning of your adventure!

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

$100 bills, 000, 1996, 2.., bound, BOXES, crime thriller, dry cleaning, film noir, Gina Gershon, hanging to dry, ironing, jennifer tilly, Joey Pants, Lesbian, Minecraft, mob business, money laundering, munching., Overnight, romance, smp, Suspense, Washing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6908
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Buildings Constructed:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Emeralds Found:	5148	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

SausageFreeZone

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, friendship, gagging, humor, italian sausages, JOKE, Lesbian, Lgbt, misunderstanding, relationships, roommate, rudeness, SAUSAGE, SausageFreeZone, tolerance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ores Mined:	5925
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

#youtube, algorithm, Beating, cia, Europe, fsb, FSB plant, georgia, Globohomo, Lesbian, liberal, Liberalism, migrants, Minecraft, Natasha, non-white, patriotic gear, Plant, Redpilling, russia, smp, War, zoomers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Love Letters Sent:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

CraftyLotteryLawsuits

compensation, CraftyLotteryLawsuits, Deception, Digital Marketing, facebook, false advertising, fraudulent, fund, Gaming, jackpot, Justice, lawsuit, Lawsuits, legal action, legal battle, Lottery, mobile game ads, MONEY, scam, social media, winning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4893
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

CraftyCreeper

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Mobs Economy Rewards Land claiming Non-Pay-To-Win Cosmetics Store Rank up system Balanced Community Quests PVP Plugins Whitelist Dedicated Custom Events Mini-games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Votes:	9507	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

CraftyCreeper is a Survival Multiplayer with tougher mobs and a player rank up system. We have a balanced economy with rewards and land claiming! Here we focus on creating a Non-Pay-To-Win atmosphere… Check out our CraftPass in our store for 250+ Cosmetics items!

Play.CraftyCreeper.com

crazyplayer

Active, Charm, crazy, CrazyPlayer, Cross-Play, Entertainment, Features, Fun, game systems, Minecraft, Platform, Powers, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Version

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	239	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

CrazyPlayer is the best and most entertaining platform that will attract your attention with its fascinating survival charm. You will not understand how time flies with its updated active powers, latest version and various game systems full of features that will constantly help you. Make CrazyPlayer your go-to place for fun and join the crazy fun.

mc.crazyoyuncu.com

FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, courage, embracing vulnerability, emotional intelligence, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, growth, hurt, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Overcoming, personal development, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be blindsided by the most epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Join us if you want to learn what it truly means to fear a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re busy mining diamonds. Trust us, the heart palpitations are totally worth it!

We encourage making mistakes while you’re young on our server because who knows, maybe accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle will become your claim to fame. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, don’t be afraid to take risks and join our server for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of fear (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

Call, catchy, Dance, Entertainment, family, funny, humor, love, Lyrics, MAMA, mamas, Minecraft, miners, Motherhood, Music, my, parenting, Party, smp, somebody, somebody call my mama, song, trending, United, viral

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Love Letters Sent:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

UncleCreepBlock

Boundaries, boyfriend’s uncle, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, discomfort, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, generational gap, inconsiderate, language barrier, personal space, relationship conflict, Respect, sleeping arrangements, trust issues, UncleCreepBlock, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ores Mined:	1663	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.

CraftyLove: No Strings Attached

Acts of kindness, Anticipating needs, attached, Being attentive, Being loyal, Being reliable, Being trustworthy, CraftyLove, Emotional support, Listening without judgment, Making sacrifices, Making you feel special, Making you laugh., physical affection, Quality time together, respecting boundaries, romantic gestures, showing appreciation, Spontaneous acts of love, STRINGS, Surprising gifts, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding without words

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1924
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the opposite sex doesn’t do anything for you? Well, look no further because on our server, the opposite sex will build you a castle, mine diamonds for you, and even tame a dragon just to impress you! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft fantasy where your wildest dreams come true! Who needs to ask when you have a whole server of players ready to fulfill your every wish?

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

CraftyCrisis, Crisis, crisis management., diplomatic crisis, diplomatic talks, fear, government negotiations, harder line, hostage crisis, hostage diplomacy, hostage negotiation, hostage negotiation tactics, hostage release, hostage situation, hostage talks, international relations, Minecraft, negotiators, pm, POLITICAL CRISIS, Reports, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8630
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft and have a good time but then u get bored cuz every server is the same old boring stuff? well not this server, my dude. this server is like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun.

we got hostage negotiations going on, like what even is that? but hey, it’s all part of the fun. the PM is taking a harder line in the talks just to cause a crisis, like who does that in a minecraft server? only us, that’s who.

join us for the wackiest, most unpredictable time of your life. who knows what will happen next? maybe we’ll have a zombie apocalypse or a llama uprising. anything is possible in this server. so come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together.

CraftyCommies: $22k PvP War

000, 22, 22k, battle, Conflict, CraftyCommies, current events, eastern europe, Fight, incentive, International, Military, Moscow, News, offer, opportunity, Politics, PvP, RECORD, Residents, russia, Ukraine, volunteer, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

yo, u ever wanted to be a russian spy??? well now u can on our minecraft server!!! join us and get the chance to be a secret agent fighting in ukraine for a whopping $22,000!!! imagine the epic battles u will have, the secret missions u will go on, and the sweet cash u will earn!!! come join us now and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life!!! let’s gooooooo!!!! 🕵️‍♂️💰🔫

SongAmnesiaCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	2477	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	655	Alien Abductions:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the skeletons are the backup dancers.

build your own castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie villagers.

we have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken, then you might regret it a little.