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ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Players Killed by Monsters:	5167	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2555	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

aging, aging clock reliability, aging effects, Challenges, challenges in aging, challenges in predicting, challenges in rejuvenation, clock, clock reliability in aging, clock reliability in rejuvenation, effects, epistemic, Epistemic uncertainty, Predicting, predicting rejuvenation effects, RejuvaClock, REJUVENATION, rejuvenation effects, Reliability, UncertainCraft, uncertainty

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

classic holo, era ending, eras, Future, Graduation, hololive, Legacy, Minecraft, Server, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual talent industry, VT, Vtuber, vtuber community, vtuber culture, VTuber fans, VTuber graduation, VTuber graduation impact, VTuber graduation speculation, VTuber legacy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

Ravover’s SMP Adventures

Adventures, celebration, Ecstatic, ecstatically happy, elated, Energetic, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, exuberant, hype, ITS RAVOVER, Joyful, jubilant, jumping for joy, on cloud nine, overjoyed., Ravovers, smp, Thrilled, thrilled beyond belief

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	7450	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because ITS RAVOVER! Join our server and embark on wacky adventures with a community of players who are as crazy as a box of creepers!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken army take over the server and start a coup against the players. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the land? And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show.

So what are you waiting for? Join ITS RAVOVER and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

DoggoDilemma

aita, allergic, Attention, baby, best dog, decision, dog, dog person, DoggoDilemma, family, getting rid, health, itchy nose, Kids, lab puppy, love, Marriage, no, shedding, Telling, Wife

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	55	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama and conflicts in your real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where dogs don’t shed, kids don’t exist, and allergies are just a myth. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing pets, children, and spouses.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and come join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your virtual crops are growing. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape to a world where dogs are always loyal and allergies are non-existent!