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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3426 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
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