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MineMindShift

adaptation, BELIEF, CHANGE, conviction, critical thinking, Evolution, flexibility, growth, introspection, mindset, MineMindShift, open-minded, paradigm shift., personal development, perspective, reconsideration, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	122
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun!

Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	271	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	968
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	4738
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	New Chunks Explored:	867927
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	217
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!