Length MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MegaCraft Server: Meters & Kilometers

terrameters, international system of units, units of measurement, education, Kilometers

come join our wacky minecraft server where we measure things in meters and kilometers but never megameters or terrameters because that’s just too mainstream for us. why join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. it was lit, fam. another time, someone stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of cake. true story. so if you want to experience the craziness and absurdity of our server, come on over and join the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have!

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Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

game design, Party, BLOCK, gameplay, Adventure

Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

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CraftyLadiesServer

Desires, comfortable, SELF AWARENESS, Boundaries, sex

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our legendary “Twerk for Diamonds” event every Saturday night!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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SkyHighSockSensation

height variation, Tall, Physical, feet, height difference

join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

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SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

customer service, fast food, Marketing, sandwich chain, eat fresh

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

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LongHairCraft: Where even the creepers are jealous of our players’ fabulous locks!

#revelation, Locks, CREEPERS, mane, eye-opening

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll discover all sorts of crazy surprises, like finding out that Steve’s hair is actually super long and luscious! We have secret hair growth potions hidden in the mines that will give your character a fabulous new ‘do. Who knew mining for diamonds could also lead to a fabulous makeover? Come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you!

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Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

study, Bone, size matters, anatomy, Technique

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

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Lost in Blocks for Eons

been here, how long, PERSISTENT, stay, blocks

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

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DesertSafari – Your #1 Minecraft Server Adventure That Runs the Length of Africa! Join Now for Epic Fun!

Africa, Paranormal, suspicious, Ghostly, Running

🌍 Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling as pale as a ghost? Look no further, because our server is so wild it runs the length of Africa and will have you laughing so hard you’ll turn red in no time! 🤣🔥

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so lit you’ll think you’ve been transported to a virtual party in Ibiza. But beware, there’s something fishy going on here…literally! Our oceans are filled with mutated fish mobs that are ready to challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player.

So ditch the boring servers and come join the madness. Who needs sun and sand when you can have blocks and mobs? See you on the wild side! 🐠🔫🎉

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Gripcraft smp

Raiding, Multiplayer Survival, Arena Pvp, MCMMO, smp

GripCraft is a Survival Multiplayer server where players are allowed to PvP and Grief other players. No land claims, however teams are allowed and encouraged. We have ranks and rewards for donors, as well as rewards for voting. Come join us today and have some fun!

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