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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3822 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 177285 | Crops Grown: | 6455 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 88 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!