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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4949 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.
And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.