But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Block Booty” competition, where players compete to see who has the most impressive pixelated posterior. Trust us, you’ve never seen curves like these before!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheeky as it is creative, come join us and get ready to be blown away by the beauty of blocky babes and their bootylicious builds!
Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties โ we promise you won’t regret it.
if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.
but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hollywood Leg Contest, where players compete to see who has the best legs in the game. Will it be Steve with his perfectly pixelated calves, or maybe even a creeper with surprisingly shapely ankles? The competition is fierce and the stakes are high, so bring your A-game and show off those virtual gams!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures this blocky world has to offer. Who knows, you might just become the next leggy superstar of Hollywood!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant block creature who roams the land causing chaos and mischief. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Blocky Slayer?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.
our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.
build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!
Join our server and experience a world where every block is sculpted to perfection, just like the most attractive muscle or body part in men. From towering skyscrapers to intricate redstone creations, you’ll be flexing your creative muscles like never before.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ripped players in the Minecraft community. Get ready to be surrounded by chiseled abs, bulging biceps, and jaw-dropping physiques that will make you question if you’re still playing a game or living in a virtual fitness magazine.
So why settle for a flabby, mediocre server when you can join ours and be part of the hottest, most muscular community in Minecraft? Come flex your virtual muscles and show the world what true Minecraft strength looks like!
Join us for epic battles where players shoot arrows between each other’s legs for ultimate engagement! Our community is filled with the wildest players who will keep you on your toes at all times.
Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident internet dregs who never miss a chance to stir up some chaos. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself!
๐ Whitelisted โข 17+ โข LGBTQ+ Friendly
We donโt mind if youโre a mega builder or just here to chill. As long as youโre nice and keen to make stuff with others, youโre in!
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Welcome to NitroSMP!
NitroSMP is a cool Minecraft server for both Java and Redock players. Here, folks can jump into a fun survival world.
## Features
– Voice Chat: Chat with pals in real time! – Classic SMP: Enjoy all the classic stuff you love. – Fun Updates: Get new stuff often to keep the game fresh.
Join the fun and make some friends today!
nitrosmp.net
A fresh Minecraft server for all you world-builders!
If you like to build empires and make friends, Astorium is for you! We need early players and leaders to help us grow.
Check out our DISCORD: Join Here
Welcome to Server74! This is a cool semi-vanilla Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock. Players can use kits and teleport commands to make the game more fun. Join in and start your blocky adventure today!
69.62.71.84
PVP, Survival. Join the fun and be a hero in Velmoria! This is a CZ-SK Community where you can find:
So, do we get married in Velmoria? Check out our YT trailer!
Join us today!
65.109.65.232:60419
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Join a chill Java & Bedrock server! This place is all about fun, friends, and good vibes. Perfect for those who just wanna relax and play at their own speed.
They keep the real “Survival Feel.” Every change is made with care. Players’ needs come first, and they always aim to make it better.
Rules: Check them out here
Discord: Join us on Discord
IP Address: play.minecozy.com (1.21+)
Bedrock Port: 19132
This server is brand new! Just launched 3 weeks ago.
Awesome that you made it here!
xapros SMP is a Vanilla server with a chill and fun group. Here are some cool facts about them:
Just check them out! Join their Discord to apply. Itโs super easy! Theyโd love to have you in their crew! โค๏ธ
Type: Semi-vanilla Play Style: PVE Age: 18+ Focus: Build-Focused Survival Start: Quick Start Platforms: Java & Bedrock Community: Yes Shops: Player Shops
Version: 1.21.5 Join other adults to chill and build cool stuff! Each player gets a personal world. No one can mess with your space unless you say so. Enjoy nice views with no ugly builds nearby.
Join the fun at Sagelands!
โ Welcome to the Minelanders! โ
Server Info:
The Minelanders started in 2019 and have been alive for seven years! The 7th Edition launched on May 16th, 2024. They now own a cozy monastery in a community built spawn. The server is packed with fun! Watch the trailer to see the vibe and join in the early days of a fresh map!
Every few weeks, they host fun maps and events! Think escape rooms, capture the flag, and more! These are great ways to meet folks and play Minecraft in a new way. Many events are made by players!
They love vanilla Minecraft but know some parts need a tweak. With plugins and player feedback, they fixed things like Elytras and autofarms. Now, thereโs no one way to play!
Join the Minelanders and be part of a fun and lively community! Happy crafting!
Click here to join our Discord!
Ok, listen up, Minecraft fans! If you want a chill vanilla+ server, look no further. TeaTime SMP is the place for you.
Relaxed rules can be found on our Discord. Play the way you want!
We canโt wait to spill the tea with you soon! ๐ต