our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you watch the baboons run around in circles trying to catch their own tails! and don’t even get us started on the laser marks – those baboons have no clue what’s going on when they see them on their faces and ears! it’s pure chaos, and it’s hilarious!
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast watching these clueless baboons try to navigate their way through the game. who needs self-awareness when you’ve got baboons in minecraft?
Join us for the quarter-finals where players like Mike De Decker and Luke Littler battle it out in epic best of 19 legs matches. Watch as Scott Williams takes on Ross Smith in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your block!
But wait, there’s more! The evening session features the PDC Winmau World Youth Championship final, where Dutch duo Gian van Veen and Jurjen van der Velde go head-to-head for the ultimate title. Who will emerge victorious in this intense battle of youth and skill?
Tune in to our coverage starting at 12:45pm GMT on ITV4, and don’t miss the evening session at 7:00pm for the semi-finals and final showdown. It’s going to be a block-busting event you won’t want to miss!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you watch Luke Humphries take on Ryan Joyce in a battle to the death, all while building your own epic creations and surviving in a world filled with monsters and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!
Join us for a wild ride where all the mobs have silky smooth legs and the creepers even shave before exploding. Our server is so smooth, even the diamonds slide right into your inventory without a glitch.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Legless Enderman, who hops around on one leg and steals your blocks while laughing maniacally. And don’t even get us started on the Smooth Spider Queen, who spins webs made of hair conditioner and traps unsuspecting players in silky cocoons.
So come on down to the Smooth Legs Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your razor and some lotion, because things are about to get smooth and slippery!
Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.
So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!
Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.
But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?
So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.
join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.
imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!
join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!
But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!
Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!
imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.
but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?
so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!