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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4993 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 175 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!