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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2775 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 2445 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 769087 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
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