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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1272 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!