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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 137 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 1000 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 879365 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1777 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
