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Heart Attack Halters

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	New Chunks Explored:	323605
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Farms Harvested:	778	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	385

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Void Armor Forged:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Enchantments Applied:	193
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	86
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	224
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!