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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8808 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 230 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!
