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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 98 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!
we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?
join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
