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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7679 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 367 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.