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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9534 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with mutant pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with those funky farm animals?
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, he’s so derpy that he accidentally breathes fire-shaped hearts instead of actual flames. It’s both adorable and terrifying at the same time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!
