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CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Farms Harvested:	724	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Towns Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Emeralds Found:	3168
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	192

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	9516
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!