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BornTooLate Minecraft Server

BornTooLate, Conflict, Danish foreign minister, Die, F-16s, Fallout, Military, Minecraft, News, nuclear threats, play through, reset button, respawn point, russia, Russian territory, Server, strike, Ukraine, War, wastelander, WW1, ww2, ww3

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, just like in Fallout! But beware, there’s no reset button or respawn point here – it’s play through or die!

Forget about WW2, you were born just in time for WW3 on our server. Take on the role of a wastelander IRL and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world filled with danger and nuclear threats.

Don’t believe us? Check out these totally real news articles that prove our server is the most intense and action-packed Minecraft experience out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft world!

BlockChainCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockChainCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Diversification, dogecoin, ethereum, Financial, innovation, Investment, litecoin, market, maximalist, Minecraft, ripple, Server, skepticism, Technology, Trading

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1127
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Animals Bred:	56
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true value of digital currency? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hardcore bitcoin maximalists who believe that the only way to truly thrive in the virtual world is by hoarding as much cryptocurrency as possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for bitcoins! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests that are filled with nothing but sweet, sweet digital gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Satoshi’s Block, rumored to contain enough bitcoins to make you the richest player in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Crypto Creeper, a mob that explodes into a shower of bitcoins when defeated. So gear up, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to take on the ultimate challenge in the world of Minecraft – becoming the ultimate bitcoin billionaire! Join us now and start your journey to digital riches today.

BlarnSMP

BlarnSMP, building, Cross-Play, disabled anchors, disabled crystals, gameplay tweaks, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, sethomes, sword pvp, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ores Mined:	2794	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

A semi-vanilla server focused on building, raiding, redstone, and sword PvP. Crystals and anchors are disabled to encourage sword/axe PvP. We also have sethomes, some gameplay tweaks, and RTP to boost your play!

Come and join!

smp.durk.me:25858

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

b0ka.vanillaboxmc.ru

PIZZASMP – Survival with custom items

coin system, coinshop, Cosmetics, crate keys, Custom Items, discord server, in game, Itemsadder, Land claiming, no p2w, Perks, PizzaSMP, PvP, Staff Members, Survival, Upgrades, wardrobe system

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6955
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Brand new SMP server with Land Claiming, PVP, support for Custom Items using itemsadder, cosmetics and a wardrobe system to equip them.

Currently looking for Staff Members if interested make sure to join the discord server.

Coin system and coinshop to puchase upgrades and perks also Crate Keys, everything can be earned in-game no P2W.

pizzasmp.lol

CraftyRimworld – Minecraft Server

#gamer, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, game performance, loverslab, managing mods, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, modlist, new patch notes, performance fish, Performance Mods, rimworld, rimworld DLC, Rimworld General, rimworld mods, rocketman, Server, tynan’s book, yayo modlist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Towns Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most chill Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Our Relax Edition server is the perfect place to kick back, build some epic structures, and just vibe with your fellow gamers.

Looking for some DLC? Well, we can’t guarantee it’s worth it, but hey, why not pirate it first and give it a whirl? And don’t forget to pick up the required reading for all game devs and gamers – it’s a must-have!

Unfortunately, Dwarf Fortress isn’t welcome here, but who needs it when you’ve got mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman to take your gameplay to the next level? Trust us, once you download these bad boys, you’ll never look back.

And if you’re new to the server and wondering which mods to get, just check out our handy pastebin guide. We’ve got all the info you need to make sure your game runs smoothly and your mod load order is on point.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Olympus MC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, skyblock cracked customized island farm minions job system economy adventure friends experience balanced unique visit play server effort pleased long time low effort

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

!!CRACKED SERVER!! (use /register,/login)

play.mc-olympus.com

Myth Network

Adventure, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, creativity, Exploration, floating island, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Myth Network, Pixelmon, pokemon, Resources, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Training

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to Myth, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a world full of exciting modalities designed to challenge your skills and spark your creativity. On our server, we offer a variety of modalities for all tastes. Are you a brave warrior? Join our “LifeSteal” mode and face epic battles where every hit counts. Do you prefer to explore and build? Our “Survival” mode offers you the opportunity to create your own home in a vast and dangerous world. For those looking for unique challenges… We offer “SkyBlock”, where you will have to survive on a floating island with limited resources. Are you a Pokémon fan? Then you’ll love our “Pixelmon” mode, where you can catch, train and battle with your favorite Pokémon in a world full of surprises. But that’s not all, our server is constantly evolving! We are currently working on an exciting “RPG” mode that will immerse you in an epic story full of mysteries and adventures. Join us and be part of an active and friendly community, where fun and camaraderie are our priority. We hope to see you soon on our Minecraft server!

rpgmyth.net

/r9k/ Craze Minecraft Server

4chan, Anons, Anonymity, art, Beloved, BIZARRE, Board, Community, controversial, CRAZE, culture, discussion, History, imageboard, internet corner, internet culture, Loneliness, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, Server, Story, Unique

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2674	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive into the fascinating world of /r9k/! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no personality? Well, look no further because we have an entire board dedicated to anons posting about being alone. From sharing whimsical and artistic creations to discussing the downright bizarre, our server has a unique culture that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us as we uncover the mysterious origins of these anons, what makes them tick, and why they have become such a beloved, yet controversial, corner of the internet. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to eternal loneliness or unlock the hidden powers of the forever alone meme.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the weird and wonderful world of /r9k/. Who knows, you may even find your new best friend who also happens to be a forever alone anon. Just be prepared for some seriously strange conversations and maybe even a few existential crises along the way.