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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7592 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8453 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
