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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2986 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
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