come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!
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CraftyKremlinJailbreak
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TraitorCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally the best ever because we have this crazy cool feature where if you find a diamond, a real life diamond magically appears in your pocket! i know, right? it’s like, so insane.also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas who are actually secret agents working to uncover the truth about the mysterious disappearance of all the cake on the server? it’s a real whodunit, let me tell you.
so, if you want to join a server where the diamonds are real, the chickens are in charge, and the llamas are on a mission, then you definitely need to join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.