| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1835 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 61 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9187 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 786 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1901 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8220 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Join us for a crazy adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the OP in this story, you’ll be swept off your feet by surprises at every turn. From fake proposals to unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find yourself saying yes to a virtual marriage proposal before you know it!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4022 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 7044 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4123 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 158 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6220 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 142 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8780 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3594 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 5867 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?
Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.
So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6639 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3099 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Server Name | Crumpton SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Modded Survival |
| Server Community | Active and Thriving |
| Modpack | Create-based with custom additions |
| Minecraft Version | Java |
To join the Crumpton SMP server, you can click on the Discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access, so feel free to join and become a part of our community.
The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack. It adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.
Our server offers a custom modpack with exciting additions that provide a new take on the SMP format. We aim to create a lively and active community for content creation and casual play.
No, the server welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you are new to modded Minecraft or an experienced player, you can join and contribute to our growing community.
The Crumpton SMP server is specifically for the Java version of Minecraft. Make sure you have the Java edition to join and participate in the modded survival gameplay.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3494 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. And that’s just the beginning!
Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution” mini-game, where you must out-dance a group of explosive mobs to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server’s dungeons lies a secret portal to the mythical land of Baconia, where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Will you be brave enough to venture into this pork-filled paradise?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6185 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 57 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Votes: | 1735 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the depths, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at your enemies. That’s right, Larry is not your average Minecraft llama – he’s a fiery force to be reckoned with.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky building and mining. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2872 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7960 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 294 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
