legion tower 5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

Blockheads, boomer coins, cryptocurrency, Decision making, diamondhanding, finance, german bond, growth, high risk, investing, long term, opportunity, patience, Risk, second chances, SEI, smp, strategy, stupid, stupidcraft, sui, tier returns, wealth

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

NoHabloEspanolMC Server

10. manager, 11. coworker, 12. raise, 13. communication, 14. customer service, 15. language skills, 16. discrimination, 17. work load, 18. cultural sensitivity, 19. job duties, 2. Spanish, 20. customer accommodation, 3. bilingual, 4. Latina, 5. English, 6. first language, 7. retail job, 8. translator, 9. Hispanic customers, aita, NoHabloEspanolMC, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Void Gems Collected:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of being the go-to translator at your retail job without any extra compensation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all those pesky Spanish-speaking customers behind as you embark on a wild adventure in a world where language barriers don’t exist.

Our server is the perfect place for all bilingual players who are tired of being taken advantage of in the real world. No more being the designated translator for everyone around you – here, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without the constant pressure to switch between languages.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual players who have banded together to overthrow the tyranny of the language police. Join us and become part of the resistance – together, we can create a world where everyone is free to speak whatever language they please, without fear of discrimination or exploitation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say adios to those unfair work practices – it’s time to level up and game on like never before! ¡Vamos!

WeddingCraftExclusion

anger issues, Apologize.., attend or not attend, controlling behavior, Disrespect, distant cousin, family drama, Father, Fiance, Friends, guest list, guilt tripped, hurt feelings, large families, maid of honor, mental health, Planning, relationship issues, stepmom, Wedding, WeddingCraftExclusion

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family situation! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Are you tired of boring weddings? Well, on our server, you can have a Minecraft wedding and not invite your stepmom’s crazy family members! Who needs them anyway? Build your dream wedding venue and invite only the coolest Minecraft players.

But watch out, because just like in this story, family drama can erupt at any moment. Will your dad threaten not to attend your Minecraft wedding unless you invite his distant cousin and her father? Find out on our server!

Join us now for a wedding experience like no other, where the guest list is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

DreamyNightmare Minecraft SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Darkness, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamyNightmare, fear, Haunted, Horror, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., subconscious, surreal, Terror

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while riding a pig? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most outrageous nightmares in the blocky world. Who needs sleep when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps with fellow players? Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your scariest dreams into the funniest stories on our wild and wacky server!

PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, Fake, fake enthusiasm, fake happiness, fake smiles, feigning interest, forced laughter, Fun, going through the motions, hiding true emotions, insincere compliments, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, peer pressure, playing along, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for others, pretending to like, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3027
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, president, repelled, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	8178
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Buildings Constructed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	895497	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

ancient creatures, avian, bird evolution, Birds, cassowary, chickens, Dino2Chickens, dinosaur descendants, Dinosaurs, Edition, emu, Evolution, evolutionary biology, feathers, flightless birds, fossil record, genetic similarities, modern birds, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, Scientific theory

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ores Mined:	7882

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Events-hosting, Janitors, Lore, mop, Nations, Plugins, required, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, story building, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Votes:	3702
Holy Grails Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.

YomaCraft Minecraft Server

17th Night, Community Outreach, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, emotional struggles, Fist Fight, high school teacher, Japanese author, mental health, Minecraft, night patrol, Pt.1, Real Life Stories, school violence, self-mutilation, Server, teacher memoir, teenage problems, troubled youth, urban education, Yokohama City, YomaCraft, youth issues

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Votes:	8226	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.

In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!