Players: |
109/300 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
8 |
Endless Night Skies: |
5 |
Animals Bred: |
103 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
18 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
2 |
Dragons Tamed: |
0 |
Void Gems Collected: |
34 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: |
2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: |
3 |
Star Shards Collected: |
154 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
2 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!