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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3188 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.
we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.