This is our third iteration of the server, and let me tell you, it’s wilder than ever. We’ve got high ratios of first-time players, so don’t worry if you’re a total noob – our experienced players will guide you through the madness. Plus, we have resets available, so you can make all the mistakes you want without any permanent consequences.
What sets us apart this time? Well, in the past, we were all about that vanilla life. But now, we’re going all out with extensive customization to make even the weakest builds and classes shine. Ninja, Gunslinger, Soul Linker – we’ve got you covered.
And why /trash/? Oh, let me tell you about our thriving ERP community. That’s right, we’ve got people whispering sweet nothings and getting down and dirty in-game. Some even have a thing for Novices – yeah, you read that right. And don’t even get me started on the female high priests in Prontera’s church… let’s just say they know how to cleanse some sins.
Ready to dive into the world of ERP? Get into character, my friend. Whether you’re a submissive priest or a naughty Gunslinger, our helpful members will show you the ropes. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get knotted by the God of Death Anubis. It’s all part of the fun on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness. Blue threads, ERP adventures, and all the chaos you can handle – it’s all waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP. Previous players can attest to the insanity – don’t miss out!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting competition, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. The last player standing gets a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets (and maybe a few feathers).
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Nether Ninja course, where you have to parkour your way through a maze of lava and ghasts to reach the coveted Nether Star at the end. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players have ever completed it, so do you have what it takes?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and show the world who the real champ is!
